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Hamster, you bloody old git. I can't tell if you're serious or not.

Crumbs.

Stevo takes his plastic sheet when he stays in hotels.

That's three.

Mr Barraclough.

You run on chocolate potatoes. HAH!

Are you sure that it's a hamster?

Playing The Joiners tonight. If I had any chutzpah I'd go. I've been listening to The Shins - Wincing The Night Away and Throwing Muses - The Real Ramona

The car of Ponty's dreams.

Very charismatic manager. He's like a modern-day Clough.

A crink.

You can't deny a man a fiddle...

Quite a story. And what was the funny thing?

You're going to see Go-Kart Mozart as well, 'cos they're supporting Saint Etienne. Lawrence is a genius. I've been listening to The Departure and Razorlight - Razorlight. There, I've said it now...

Right...the 'Volvic Challenge' advert. It's hardly a ****ing challenge to drink a litre and a half of water every day, is it? 'Here I am, having a cheeky Volvic...'. I am going to hunt this man down and kill him, and I'm not joking in the slightest.

Guess Who.

And Westlife is one word.

79 number two's more like... LOL!

Time to break out some Danny Wilson, bit of the Jericho, and add a soupcon of Derek B...

Disagree. Why have I even answered this?

After finishing 'Liver' by Will Self (didn't live up to the first of the interrelated short stories), I have now started 'The Football Man' by Arthur Hopcraft.

Ooh...

Bunch of bedwetters.

Heard them both a couple of months ago.