Deppo

I got a Thai bride from teletext. Beat that.

Why did he have to tell you it was the heaviest telly he'd ever lifted? I think he was trying to have a dig at you. Just do your job, TV repair man.

Now you're just being ridiculous.

He could've done a telethon or something.

I only deal in Ceefax, Bamber Boozler.

I correctly guessed the ending 59% into the movie.

If he really was Timmy Widdrington, I'm sure he'd actually be able to spell his own name properly...

Ninecan's trying to do funnies!

Great show, esp. the Paddy=junky storyline. Top-hole.

No, that was Wordy from 'Look And Read', and his 'magic, magic e...'

Ask Pancak.

Belle And Sebastian - 3..6..9 Seconds Of Light ep

30-point deduction was a disgrace, IMO. I was hoping they stayed up.

+1 I was in the Kingsland north and there were a couple of people geeing the crowd up throughout.

I live like The Incongruous Monk.

Saint Etienne - Foxbase Alpha

Saints - Forest Christmas 1985. I think we won 3-1.

Bottle job.

Slowdive - Pygmalion

Gone to that Celebrity Square in the sky. Or the ground.* *technically an oblong.

They don't go much on you, apparently.

Nothing Dog would puke on.

Unfortunately, Rattletwot was bullied at school, this is his revenge on the world, such as it is...

Troll.

This is how he gets his kicks. Nuff said.