Deppo

Where's Pancake?

About 65 miles.

Good, isn't it?

Blue stripes.

Brighton have nicer legs.

Apparently, his nickname in the dressing room is 'Maddie'.

Thanks for that link. I've just managed to place a few more bets on tonight's results with some of the forum users.

I have just put £2500 on Saints to win this game 41-39, based on your prediction. I hope you are right.

I blame Kelvin Davis for the fact we haven't even broken them down and scored yet.

FFS, have we not scored yet? We can't even break Hartlepool down. We're doomed. DOOMED!

You've taken that McMenemy quote entirely out of context.

Whatever the best goal was, it was clearly offside.

I can confirm that I am available, pending a reacharound from Lorry McMenemy.

Who is giving out reacharounds? Cortese or McMenemy? This might help me decide which side of the fence to sit on.

Shame on you. I was lonely and vulnerable.

Maybe you were you a lot smaller when you last went?

I've got a pair of tight shorts and a bubble perm. I could come round yours and help you reminisce?

Deano is right. I don't remember anyone carrying me when I was lonely and vulnerable. Although I do remember feeling someone stick their fingers up my bum. Was that you, Turkish?

Jon Arne Riise's header for us was pretty impressive.

I think they are staying at Hartlepool Travelodge.

Does that everyone include Nicola Cortese, who has dismissed a number of times?

Pahars second goal scoring against Liverpool when it finished 3-3 when we were 3-0 down is one of my favourite. Some one link it for me please.

Which beach was this?

That's exactly what expect to hear from you tough guys.

Typical tough guy response.