Lets B Avenue

Even if you paid dear old Uncle Rupes in March, you didnt get your season ticket/card/voucher book until July at the earliest. Not that I ever doubted the ruddy-faced **** would send it to me.

And to think I got stick last night for mis-spelling Paine whilst pis sed.

Mark Wotte?

:smt038

Not sure if I want the BNP leader playing up front for us.

No. No. No. No and No. East coast. (Of England)

Nothing to do with Damon Albarn. Think seaside resorts.

Anybody out there?

Alternativey, I thought his mum looked young. Apologies OTH but I had been at a funeral since midday and had heavy-duty beer goggles on. That aside, what about the "walls of blood" claim from your 3 year old?

He must have told that part of the Epic, whilst he was outside of Kuti's, having a smoke with Scu. Hopefully. for Foxy's sake (see what I did there?) he told it again on the journey back up the M3.

I only remember tales of Mrs Tiger Woods, 7's rugby and your career best batting performance. Nothing abusive there, surely?

Hic! Where did the Saints squad spend the week prior to the 76 final?

Hammy. I will get you a passing rickshaw to take you to the game. Or a narrowboat. BTW you missed a good curry. Why did you leave early? Was it because you had heard all of DP's stories before? I felt like I had. Anyhow, I was woken at 8 the next morning, by a WPC, knocking my door, asking if I had witnessed the participants of a house robbery at 6.30 Thursday evening. If I was the filth, as you alleged, surely I would have been allowed to sleep till noon?

Davies. Payne. Channon. Gabriel. Jenkins. Waldron. Osgood. Peach. Stokes.. McCalliog.. Williams. Hayes. MacDougall.. Moran. Armstrong. Keegan. Wright. Phillips.

Now I know I'd had a few, but I swear I heard her ask your missus if the wall in the concourse was painted in blood!

For God's sake! Put C O'B out of his misery.

490

Cant we ask Willis? Or is he dead too?

Phil Boyer Ted MacDougall

The Lords groundsman is called Mick Hunt to avoid problems. I once sold insurance to a Ms. Jacquline Bastard.

Rose

Yep. £75k I recall.

I wanted to ask for my money back. But......

I'm sorry to confess that after the 7th had gone in, I was bitten on the leg by a police dog, whilst trying to "discuss the match" with the Watford fans. At least that might impress Stu. On the way home the driver of Foley's coach got lost (pre-M25) and drove into Heathrow. Que song of "We're on our way to Europe." OK. Who, prior to Osgood, was our record signing?

Whilst one manager was sent off, the other was severely repremanded by a steward, for drinking in the dug-out area. And there were children present.