Wiltshire Saint

Don't you get aggressive with me young man. I have smoked more cigarettes than you've had hot dinners.

Tough bloody luck. If you don't like it, stop going outside. Stay inside where the smoking ban exists. Stop being such a bloody baby. Whinging little turd.

I thought you had left the forces? Are there more just like you? http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=148952142

I'm with this Monkadoo fella. Why do our collective hopes always end up dashed? Why do our dreams always end up in the gutter with the rest of the sh*t? Sometimes after a few too many beers and tamazepam I end up with sick down my trousers and large periods of blackness but I still find this more reassuring than the constant hurt that being a Saints fan brings. Why? Why does it have to be like this? I feel lost. Lost in this cruel, cruel world. There are days, rare days, when I wake up and move to the dry side of the bedsit, free from the mould and stench of week old semen, and I sit and look out the window. In those rare moments I feel alive. Alive and happy. And then I remember the minus 10 points. And then I remember that we haven't signed any quality internationals. Where is this money? where are the signings? When I remember this I open the window and I shout. I shout at the people and one time I threw my own sh*t out into the street. Where is the f*cking money Markus? Where is it you freaking tight fisted c*nt? This season will be hell. It will be dark and it will be hell. I don't see anything good happening. Maybe, one game, when we're losing 4 or 5 nil, the whistle will be blown early so at least the suffering won't be as long. That's about as good as we can hope for.

It is correct and if you disagree I will find you and hurt you bad. Apologise and we'll say no more about it.

Well, you can argue with it. You can put forward a very strong arguement in fact. That argument goes along the lines of just because you can score goals in a crap league against crap defenders, it does not mean you will be able to perform against defenders, most of whom will be playing in the top flight against the very best. Rasiak and Saga will not be coming up against the same quality as they would in an international, so if they are picked for Poland the chances are they won't be able to cope. This is exactly what the two strikers will be thinking, it's what the Polish manager will be thinking and I am sure it is also what Pardew is thinking, as he desparately tries to hang onto them. If I were either of these players I would be thinking exactly the same thing. I would be looking to get out and I don't think anyone should blame them. Let's not forget that it wasn't that long ago Rasiak was at Tottenham in the Prem and that Saga was playing champions league football......are we really expecting them to stay for L1 football? It's not even as if we have a great chance of being back in the CCC next season. I would be very surprised if either are here for long.

I will give you £85 for the treadmill and x-trainer combined and I will pick them up from your house. It would be great if you could post some pictures of the actual items (not ones from the internet) However, I would like assurances that (1) they are both in working order and not broken from your weight (2) I won't get mugged coming round where you live (3) I want to see original reciepts, just in case you have got these from a car boot sale or stolen them (4) while I am at your house you won't try and sell me any of the crap you have stored up (5) when I come to your house you don't start trying to get me to join the BNP (6) You don't touch me

Is it 3cm?

I would feel very sad. I would feel like something had gone very wrong in my life. I would probably cry a little, not in front of anyone, but in a quiet corner of the bedsit or the broom cupboard. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. It is not wrong to cry. Sometimes it can really help. After a good cry I feel a bit better about things. Maybe we can all log on here at a specificed time and cry together? Sometimes when I cry, I touch myself.

Be careful.....he will murder you and then eat your body parts.

I wouldn't worry about it; I'd be surprised if anyone paid any attention to your information anyway given the amount of b*llocks that gets posted on here. And by the way, a source who is right 50% of the time sounds a lot like someone who is guessing and getting it right half the time.

What are Tic-Tacs views on this matter?

Didn't Bing Crosby die on the golf course? He should have worked on his fitness.

I completely agree with you Derry. Some posters need to have a long hard look at themselves. I do not wish to discuss this matter with you any more because I think you are mentally unstable. I threaten them.

Well.... You didn't use your stupid punctuation thing on me, you used it for tic-tacs, but never mind eh? I don't understand how putting full stops after every word makes it easier to understand? I think it makes it harder. Anyway, I asked you to stop doing politely and you have responded in an aggressive manner. I don't like you. I. think. you're. an. asshole. You are entitled to your opinion "Chez". It is wrong and you don't know what you're talking about, but you are entitled to your opinion. Some people may say that the great thing about living in a democracy is that we all have a voice. Others say the worst thing about living in a democracy is reading "Chez"'s ill informed and wrong posts. don't be so silly. When you "did" the course. Thanks BORNemouth saint, I appreciate your input. 6 foot 1 is quite tall, you could be a football player with that sort of height. Anyway, to put all this to rest let's agree that this summary is ok with all of us..... I am sure AP knows what he is doing. I am sure that derry and Tic-Tacs know about football having done their badges. I know a lot about football through my involvement. I know a lot more about the game than "Chez" CB Fry is a nasty man who uses punctuation in an inappropriate manner anyone

It really irritates me when people do this. I have noticed it quite a few times on here. Why. do. some. people. put. full. stops. in. the. middle. of. sentences. like. this? At some point in one of your posts you tell Tic-Tacs to make GCSE English a priority but you're the one using punctuation in a stupid manner. Can you please stop doing it as it bothers me. I couldn't even focus on what you were saying because it put me off so much. Thank. you. When people start sentenes off with the phrase "no offence" it is usually because they either know it will cause offence and/or is designed to cause offence. I am more qualified to coach the game because I know the rules, regulations and so on. I have watched very good quality players in the CCC and have run amongst them. I can see where they have gone wrong and where they have done wrong. I run with them, as part of them. You sit in the stands, eating your pies and fingering your genitals through a hole in your trouser pocket. No offence. That is correct. I thank you fro your support. The previous comment had upset me terribly and I was close to never posting again. You have given me strength.

Would help if you said what size you want. This 32 inch TV seems pretty good and cheap. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Toshiba-32AV615DB-32-inch-Widescreen-Freeview/dp/B0020HR6QM/ref=pd_cp_ce_1 There, let no one say I'm not helpful.

We call it soccer here :smt091 Try Nevada Smiths.

And the first insults start to arrive. No, I am not. And that, as far as I am concerned is an ill advised and offensive comment. As part of my community work I spend time with young offenders and drug addicts. Through football I have helped teach them about life, about discipline and about respect. Something you have an issue with. Herion is not to be sniffed at. I think a lot of people on this thread need to calm down. OK, AP has not bought an entire squad yet, but he has bought one and identified the rest as being sh*t, so that's a start. Would I be happy finishing one point off the relegation places? No I bloody wouldn't! Would I be happy finishing two points above the relegation places? No I bloody wouldn't. Would I be happy finishing three points off the relegation places? No I bloody wouldn't! Would I be happy finishing four points above the relegation places? Probably.

I have played crazy golf, which I don't imagine is that different from the version you play, and I don't train anything like what you do. Maybe you just aren't cut out for this game? Try something else, maybe darts?

Here, here. It is a fact known only to a few posters on here that I am a referee who is currently working at CCC level. I have tried to keep this out of the public arena because of the grief that we referee's get. However, it is about time that people understood that my qualification in refereeing has given me an insight into the game that most posters will not have. I understand where Derry and Tic-Tacs are coming from. I want it to be on record that I am well prepared to help AP out with any coaching. Maybe getting some of the youngsters to understand some of the rules and that kind of stuff. I can show the young uns how to take a throw on properly and that sort of thing.

Well your rationale was b*llocks. You never mentioned trials in the first instance and this makes your suggestion slightly better. My main point is that of all the pages of released players you have have randomly selected some and said "I'm interested in these" for no real reason at all. Seems like an odd thing to do. Your final paragraph says something these being your views and you being entitled to them. Well I'm afraid that isn't the case. You haven't actually expressed a view.....you have just ramdomly plucked some names off a list, names which mean nothing to you as you don't know them or what they are like....and I don't believe this constitutes holding an opinion. I think that you have proved that you can read some of a list and then take names from a list, without the abiluty to justify why you have done so. Also, if you don't feel the need to justify your posts why did you reply to mine? Anyway.....I am prepared to let this matter go now. Just make sure you apologise properly. Let's restore some sanity to the proceedings and get back on discussing a rumour that I hjave heard a fair bit of......Campo for player/asst manager. I am all for this. His is a character, professional and quailty footballer. Alan, if you're reading this (not sure you will be after ozzmeister's idiotic post) then sign the fella up and let us start the healing process.

Yes, a real load of gems there. Maybe you could describe to us something about these young players released by Prem teams? If the reason you think we should sign players is because they were once at Man Utd then you have no idea what you are talking about. You are looking at available players, looking at the clubs who they were on the books for and making a judgement....nothing to do with their footballing ability, because you know nothing about it. This was mentioned yesterday. Campo has some association, through family and friends to the Swiss. I am sure I read that he is fluent in Swiss/German and enjoys Skiing and hiking there. He also plays the alphorn. I think that his relationship with Pardew and the Swiss connection would make him a great asst manager and he would still command the pitch. Only 35 years of age and comepletely free. Thoughts? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Dieter Hamman playing L1 football? For us? A team on -10 points? I think that is one of the stupidest posts ever.

I suggested Ivan Campo as player/asst manager yesterday or the day before and some people poo pooed me. With the Swiss connection I am sure he will be interested and is just the sort of fella we need to drag us back into the CCC and allow us to build for the Prem. What strikes me from the lists people are posting are how unrealisitic some of the players suggested are. Do people not realise that we are a L1 team with -10 points? Some of the suggested signings border on the ridiculous and people need to take a long hard look at themselves.

I'm not sure that we need people who are not sound of mind playing for us. I would also suspect that his fitness levels are not what they once were. As a family club, do we really want to tranish our image with this kind of appointment? It all sounds a little Perugia to me. Let's play it safe this year, with people we know can perform and save the theatrics for Notts County or Portsmouth!