sidthesquid

Birdwatching. It's just like supporting Saints. Time-consuming, obsessive, depressing, frustrating & just occasionally it gives you the biggest legal high you can get. (luckily I have a very long-suffering wife.)

He sounds to me a bit like a certain P. Wotton.

But we do care about football and we do care about having a good laugh.

Have you ever had the misfortune to go there?

You do get a better class of joke on here

Definitely scrap. Best they stick to a trade they know. Haven't you seen the flatbed Trannies (no, not that sort, Avram) parked up beside their caravans?

As they say in West Ham, Poopey & Horton Heath - there's nothing quite like going down with Uncle Avram

I heard he was lined up for a role in Kung Fu Panda 3

And a magnificent picture of a train.....

I love this line in Pompey Pravda about Nugent going to Leicester - Eriksson has been linked with a host of top-line strikers as he looks to buy his way into the Premier League.!!!!! They just don't get irony on Portsea Island, do they? Interesting also that the big-spending new owners can't keep one of their 'own'. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/blues_star_man_poised_for_exit_1_2757263

Interesting line in there about Norris who, according to Pompey Pravda, is wetting himself in anticipation of is dream move.... Pompey are also negotiating with Ipswich midfielder David Norris about a free-agent move, but he wants to keep his options open for a few weeks.

I would say either Russia, Israel or somewhere without an extradition treaty

My lad got dumped the other evening - his Poopey mate said, 'Don't worry there's plenty more fish in the sea.......' Sick b@st@rd

I can't speak for everyone on here, but personally I'm in it for the laughs. Your sorry club and it's simple fans have been the best soap-opera ever. Rarely does a day go by without a little gem of laughter-inducing stupidity or downright weirdness appear about you. I'm not bitter or jealous - the last couple of seasons have been great fun, but our club is run by discreet & sensible people whilst yours is run by publicity seeking halfwits who conduct their business via the press. What's not to laugh about? I shall be most gutted if this latest crew prove to be different because I'll miss the endless fun, not because you've 'gotten away with it'.

About what for us non-twitterers?

Can we change the title now to what I always thought it should have been - The Official Let's All Laugh At Pompey thread.

Sadly, even after all this, there are still about 10,000 cod-bothyerers capable of writing this & believing it.

This was my nightmare scenario for us. Thank F*** we kept it going. Such a great run & all for nothing. Sorry for Udds, their supporters seemed unusually enlightened on their Down at the Pharm site.

You heard it hear first - James Beattie spotted in West Quay by my son's mates, buying orange shorts. (Maybe he's staying up there, maybe he's gone already and had to hand his kit back, only to find he'd lost the shorts....)

Am I missing something here? Why does he keep banging on about the players they MIGHT sign. He's worse than Agent Arry. The only way they could be lining up someone like Norris is with a mega-wage, outbidding the rest, or McAuley who opted for the Prem, but had evidently been tempted by a big wedge at the Portsea Tip, because frankly the facilities or prospects ain't that great. Either it is 1) more drivel to draw in another season-ticket or two, 2) They seriously believe CSI Miami, or is it Soligorsk?, have some big dosh, 3) More public washing of the dirty linen to force Chinny's hand, or 4) They are going to sign some more £20k/week players anyway because they are the Skates and normal rules don't apply. As ever, the sums don't add up. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/cotterill_ready_to_delight_fratton_faithful_1_2724213

And that is the point. It's not a fantasy but a target. We might never get there, but it's a bit like Adkins saying we were chasing the title this season and ending second. If we build the club in the right way it is achievable. Stoke, Bolton & Fulham are no bigger than us and we'd settle for where they are, so pushing on a little further is not unimaginable.

Any news on the court case yet?

Is that fish-pie?

It's like a bullsh1t volcano down the road, spouting cr@p into the atmosphere on a daily basis. Never a day goes by without some more inane ramblings to keep the simple fish-molesting folk happy. Pointless reports appear all the time - it does always sound a bit like whistling in the dark to me - but compared to our club it is a soap-opera down there. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/it_s_not_always_plain_sailing_but_duo_are_united_by_common_goal_1_2709561