When you wake up you say to the doctor, "I survived and so did Saints!".
Dr looks confused and then gets it, "aahhh you must have thought that was the full time whistle, no, the ref was just checking it still worked thinking he'd worn it out blowing every 30 seconds for every single time a Saint so much as breathed on a City player".
"No, he added on another 5 minutes and Sterling scored, in off both posts, the crossbar and McCarthy's back".
*flatline*