OttawaSaint

Ouch. Who said Watford ain’t our rivals?

I’m holding on to hope for your last sentence.

So who’s our whipping boy today? Long?

Many possibilities.

Crumbs. Hope this works. Long to end his goal drought. Would prefer Gabbi up top.

Liverpool lead, just need Burnley and Everton to score now.

In fairness I’d love a 1-0win. Would give us a bit of breathing space. Les face it. MPs here for the season at least.

Need Everton, Pool and Burnley to score if this is the case.

So what’s best for us? Everton win Burnley win Watford win Liverpool win Stoke defeat Newcastle Brighton draw

Since about 2007 I think...

Victims 1-1 Leicester

You know it’ll be some middling 1-0 or 2-1 late defeat...

I was already brave enough to have warned the board about this.

Bournemouth 1-0 Everton.

With the spectre of VVD finally lifted they will absolutely beast those puny forwards. JWP will be picking the corners with 35 yard swerving free kicks. Long will judge the offside trap perfectly time and time again and Tadic and Redmond will be skinning fullbacks and whipping in perfect crosses to the forwards and supporting midfielders in the box.

Trying to be positive thinking we’ll somehow string a couple of wins together at some point and end up closer to them.

Any lineup news. I expect to be like Blackadder when Wellington states that Nelson is in Alaska.

Ransacking houses because everyone has travelled to Liverpool.

Chelsea 2-0 Stoke

Watford 1-0 Swans

Liverpool 0-1 Leicester Puel out! Liverpool saying “hurray up!” to VVD. Chelsea 1-0 Stoke I’m watching 2 of our rivals. Watford vs Swansea

Yeah, I predicted that he’d die at some point. I know it was brave but I can’t be alone!

Might start my own. Look out Saints, our transfer dealings are systematically removing black players from our squad. Clyde gone, Mané gone, VVD now gone. Mark my words, Saints will field a team of non-black players in the future at some point. Something has to be done. All started with Danny Wallace, then Rod, Monkou and Palmer....