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Apologies, should have been the LukeH post then .

Le Tissier doesn't have the qualifications to manage or coach a professional football team. Don't know how many times you all need to be told this.I don't think he has any football coaching qualifications whatsoever. BY his own admission "I started the coaching course but found it boring so I gave up"

I would honestly doubt that Mark Jackson is smarter than anyone would think. As for his backers, well who knows. It's a great pity that some classic LLS posts can't be trawled back from the past. These would prove beyond reasonable doubt that MJ is as smart as he seems.

Can't spell substantial either.I mean it's Ok for your average poster but not from someone with journalistic aspirations.

Why aren't our local MPs getting involved to buy the stadium, surely they could just stick in an expense chit and call it their second home. Just our luck to have the only 2 honest ones,or two who can't write.

as usual, nothing, not even a press conference.

Careful Nick, MJ revisionism is considered a serious offence by many.

Same place as Crouch's 6 to 9 months I expect. Another 48 hours surely, quite liked that film, better than the original I think, better repartee between Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy.

14h30 is a strange time for a PC, most journalists haven't finished their liquid lunches by then. Lunchtime O'Booze didn't go to press conferences, never stopped him getting the latest news.

Not surprising, it's always raining down in the Mumbles.

Can't miss those ones, Plested Pie stains all down the front,from his half-time snack.

colour might clash with the curtains.

Doubt that actually.

Looks like "Carry on Administering" then.

Probably for eunuchs only.

at least 2 threads and a couple of hundred posts, anyone want to precis it into about 5 or 6 well written, factual (well as far as factual is taken to mean on this forum) lines for me, I've had a particularly trying morning today.

We are a microcosm, similar to a virtual land in an online computer game. Cochonland (Pig Land) was my favourite, if you didn't log on an feed your pigs every day,they died.

I've got a few shares in Carrefour, I'll bring it up at the next AGM.

I haven't understood why French supermarkets don't sell pork either. They do in France,in fact it's about the most common meat.

Not the same friend of yours who's still looking for his scanner in the roof then?

Perhaps Jacko has assisted so many groups by now that he's got the hang of it. When LLS was supposedly ITK wasn't his pitch that he was trying to sell Lowe's shares on a commission basis? I'm afraid that it might be the other way round now.

Look out for the pig patrols then, or is that only in Saudi as well?

Not really, it's like selling an ugly pair of curtains. The old boards were trying to sell them at full price, Mr Fry is selling them in a bargain basement clearance sale. The object is the same, the sale conditions aren't.

What football forum? I thought this was a place where intellectual giants limbered up.