Window Cleaner

colour might clash with the curtains.

Doubt that actually.

Looks like "Carry on Administering" then.

Probably for eunuchs only.

at least 2 threads and a couple of hundred posts, anyone want to precis it into about 5 or 6 well written, factual (well as far as factual is taken to mean on this forum) lines for me, I've had a particularly trying morning today.

We are a microcosm, similar to a virtual land in an online computer game. Cochonland (Pig Land) was my favourite, if you didn't log on an feed your pigs every day,they died.

I've got a few shares in Carrefour, I'll bring it up at the next AGM.

I haven't understood why French supermarkets don't sell pork either. They do in France,in fact it's about the most common meat.

Not the same friend of yours who's still looking for his scanner in the roof then?

Perhaps Jacko has assisted so many groups by now that he's got the hang of it. When LLS was supposedly ITK wasn't his pitch that he was trying to sell Lowe's shares on a commission basis? I'm afraid that it might be the other way round now.

Look out for the pig patrols then, or is that only in Saudi as well?

Not really, it's like selling an ugly pair of curtains. The old boards were trying to sell them at full price, Mr Fry is selling them in a bargain basement clearance sale. The object is the same, the sale conditions aren't.

What football forum? I thought this was a place where intellectual giants limbered up.

Well we can only hope he does anyway.

I worked with a guy once who insisted that all Welsh were pikeys anyway. Probably because his (welsh) wife threw him out for constant womanising.

Lowe as Inès,Wilde as Joseph and Crouch as Estelle ?

Unless of course we're being bought out by someone like Howard Hughes (yes I know he's dead). Those Barclay Brothers don't make public appearances either.

And managerial contracts for Dodd and Gorman?? Bet they didn't just step in out of the kindness of their hearts. Might have even had to pay them off or keep them on increased salaries for doing...nothing. also how much did we actually get for Burley? anyone know,it doesn't get a mention in the accounts.

I haven't read Crouch's letters. What do they actually say about Poortvliet and Wotte?

Leeson only came unstuck because of the Kobe earthquake didn't he?

sounds like being an administrator is the ideal occupational training to be an MP then.

I'm not so sure, I've watched them twice this week and they were a shower of sh*te both times.Much like us really, too many kids,not enough up front, a lot of bad control of the ball, an absolute crap keeper against Chelsea and a lot of ball being given away for nothing. Arsenal have really lost the plot ,whether it's down to Wenger or their finances I couldn't say but playing Gibbs in the champions league was suicidal to be honest. If they have no other options then they are hard up. Kid may be good one day but right now he is a liability,as we all saw.

I think we only got a total of 200K for Skacel and he when they went to decent clubs, don't think we got much from Watford this season though.