Window Cleaner

what for 17 days?

Who the f**k cares. Mother Theresa ain't gonna be buying a football club in the near future and 99.9% of fans who go to matches don't give a toss where the money comes from. Do you think yer average Real socio wonders where the 240 million they've spent on Kaka,Ronaldo and Villa came from?

I like the sound of that.

You just couldn't Evita that crack could you

If they don't come through by next Friday they will be cast aside and thanks a lot for the deposit.As I say it's an academic arguement.

1 or undefined, take your pick, most mathematicians seem to decide depending on which way the wind blows that day.

it's an academic arguement.If Pinnacle come through, Wotte won't be first team manager.

Riemann Sphere ?

Biff Tannen would have plenty of money if only Marty hadn't gone back to 1955 and stolen the sports almanac

Anything divided by zero becomes infinity. Maybe you're too young to remember the old mechanical calculators in science classes. When taking time off from lighting gas taps and mixing chemicals in the sink it was an ace wheeze to type in 1/0 on the old calcs, the brass drums chattered away all afternoon.Anything multiplied by zero is zero,anything to the power of zero is 1

Anyone buying the Saints would probably want to hush it up expressly so that his wife didn't find out. She'd probably belt him with a rolling pin or something for being so stupid.

Michael Wilde

A bloke actually employed by the club speaking of someone who isn't? That will change but as of the status quo it's right. I might be ****ed off if I was Wotte having a non-coach run the rule over me.

obviously a shrinking violet

Recycling drug money? :o To boost their image no doubt; Bayern (Munich and Leverkusen) are originally drug (and chemical) manufacturers teams.

I'm not sure that you're right there.Didn't TL say that the clock started ticking on Friday 29th May? That makes us day 13 with 8 to go. Out of interest ,any knowledgeable bod fancy talking us through the mechanics of delisting a PLC in administration before you've actually paid off it's creditors?

Swansea are approaching Gary Speed for the job-well I think they are anyway.

Certainly is,anyway doubt if there's any reality in the rumour. Mandaric has a 'plan' to get Leicester into the Premier League in 2 seasons so why would Hoos jump ship. Wicked bad rumour as they say stateside.

Is Hoos not CEO at Leicester?

It's just something they tell to the kids to stop them being wicked

Why don't you try Flora of Israel online:)

Hampshire's latest performance would need just 2 words F*cking Awful, so they probably needed a bit of padding for the back page.

Wish I was, the new ride-on lawnmower that I bought today would be going on my expense chit as I type.

Their chief "scientist" is probably an Israeli plant. Don't worry about them. No one has tentacles that are quite as far reaching as the Mossad, cos those boys don't have a rule book nor any "government control"..

It's a very out of date list.