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David Jones and Kenneth Toynton?? Accountants all,although Toynton's daughter did star in Eastenders, surely that's a sure sign of a good footballing brain.

didn't they do Halifax Town? think they got wound up and dropped 3 divisions even in non-league football. Bournemouth?? yeah right. What's the best they've done so far?

Both look like something out of the Onedin Line, the brave Captain Baines and some Manchester ship broker who wanted to introduce steamships instead of Square Rigged Tea Cutters.

So his fee would now be approaching a million £, plus VAT I suppose.

No R's in the Chinese calendar either, just Ws

Certainly not, the fact that it's x+1 means that from the big bang to infinity it will probably never happen. Lebesgue is a sort of frilly (and virtually uselss) variation of Reimann isn't it. Long time since I needed to know that sort of thing. I remember some poor Indian professor who couldn't say zero properly (that's why he was nicknamed Giro) trying to explain it all to us in the hour before lunch on a monday morning.

You do of course realise that if the MJ aided bid should be accepted, words like d*ckhead, pr@t,charlatan, fool,pillock and joker would no longer be usable in his regard. Until of course we get beaten 4-0 at home by Oldham, then they will be in free circulation again.

Sounds a bit like that Polish Fransiscan friar who's just published a sex manual then.

It's quite straightforward, Friday is the integral of x+1/7 within the limits of 0 to infinity. The value of x is a member of the McClaurin series Monday-Sunday. Got that, get working it out then.

If that's the case then I would say that it's odds on that Crouch is involved in that in some. Otherwise it's b....x

He is taking too long because we should already be preparing next season in a positive manner and not be still unsure of anything at all.He is taking too long because we just won't have the money to pay the staff very soon now, a week today probably.It was he himself who started saying "there's not much time, Saints have lifesuport for just a few weeks". If he thinks it's Ok as it is then let him formally rescind that statement. He started in a blaze of publicity on the OS with frequent updates, TV interviews and what have you, now there's f*ck all.That's how I can say it's taking too long.

Do you honestly think that reputable people like Salz and Davies would use the kind of front men we've been hearing about? I don't.

Indeed he is, taking too long though. Our skirmish with administration is a f*ck up from the beginning.We shouldn't even be there, now that we are we have LLS(and god knows who else) chancing his arm again.We should have taken whatever Swansea offered for that wimp Dyer (even if it was only £3.50p) and made Saganowski stay wherever he was or **** off elsewhere. Then we wouldn't be in admin for a couple of quid. We might still have been relegated but we wouldn't be -10 points.

But if his group's bid is being taken at all seriously then they must have proved funds.Think someone explained how he could even Walter Mitty that though,GM perhaps.

Apologies, should have been the LukeH post then .

Le Tissier doesn't have the qualifications to manage or coach a professional football team. Don't know how many times you all need to be told this.I don't think he has any football coaching qualifications whatsoever. BY his own admission "I started the coaching course but found it boring so I gave up"

I would honestly doubt that Mark Jackson is smarter than anyone would think. As for his backers, well who knows. It's a great pity that some classic LLS posts can't be trawled back from the past. These would prove beyond reasonable doubt that MJ is as smart as he seems.

Can't spell substantial either.I mean it's Ok for your average poster but not from someone with journalistic aspirations.

Why aren't our local MPs getting involved to buy the stadium, surely they could just stick in an expense chit and call it their second home. Just our luck to have the only 2 honest ones,or two who can't write.

as usual, nothing, not even a press conference.

Careful Nick, MJ revisionism is considered a serious offence by many.

Same place as Crouch's 6 to 9 months I expect. Another 48 hours surely, quite liked that film, better than the original I think, better repartee between Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy.

14h30 is a strange time for a PC, most journalists haven't finished their liquid lunches by then. Lunchtime O'Booze didn't go to press conferences, never stopped him getting the latest news.

Not surprising, it's always raining down in the Mumbles.

Can't miss those ones, Plested Pie stains all down the front,from his half-time snack.