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Well we can only hope he does anyway.

I worked with a guy once who insisted that all Welsh were pikeys anyway. Probably because his (welsh) wife threw him out for constant womanising.

Lowe as Inès,Wilde as Joseph and Crouch as Estelle ?

Unless of course we're being bought out by someone like Howard Hughes (yes I know he's dead). Those Barclay Brothers don't make public appearances either.

And managerial contracts for Dodd and Gorman?? Bet they didn't just step in out of the kindness of their hearts. Might have even had to pay them off or keep them on increased salaries for doing...nothing. also how much did we actually get for Burley? anyone know,it doesn't get a mention in the accounts.

I haven't read Crouch's letters. What do they actually say about Poortvliet and Wotte?

Leeson only came unstuck because of the Kobe earthquake didn't he?

sounds like being an administrator is the ideal occupational training to be an MP then.

I'm not so sure, I've watched them twice this week and they were a shower of sh*te both times.Much like us really, too many kids,not enough up front, a lot of bad control of the ball, an absolute crap keeper against Chelsea and a lot of ball being given away for nothing. Arsenal have really lost the plot ,whether it's down to Wenger or their finances I couldn't say but playing Gibbs in the champions league was suicidal to be honest. If they have no other options then they are hard up. Kid may be good one day but right now he is a liability,as we all saw.

I think we only got a total of 200K for Skacel and he when they went to decent clubs, don't think we got much from Watford this season though.

Some sort of future over the horizon would come in handy for that.

Probably also paying for overhauling the lawn mowers and hedgetrimmers of the 2 who are on gardening leave. Wouldn't be at all surprised if we're still paying off Wigley and Sturrock.

33K for each of them for the month, probably a bit of an underestimation actually.Do not forget that there are always hidden charges on wage bills.

Sale of goods act probably has something against that sort of wheeze I think You could sell 15000 supporters a symbolic and distinguishable Saints Scarf at £320 which could be exchanged at a later date for a Season Ticket though. Don't know how many would punt £320 right now though. Credit card agencies probably wouldn't touch it and that's the nub of the problem..

There would then be a queue of 40 odd solicitors lining up outside Mark Fry's office, not to mention, representatives of the non-playing staff. Leon would go among them distributing alms like good Queen Bess.

400K+ Less Skacel,Smith abnd some loanees. Still 400K though.

The smoke is symbolic of the voting papers being burnt, how they differentiate between a successful vote in the conclave and an unsuccessful one escapes me for the time present.Magnesium additive perhaps.

Nero ?

But we couldn't even get 32000 fans for the real football. I'm not even sure that the club has that many fans,not at £20 a head anyway. We used to get 32000 in the prem but I'm sure that there were a few neutrals in that number. I go to matches in France, quite a few but I'm not a supporter of any of the teams, I go to watch the football.I'v been to 9 games at St Etienne, 3 in Lyon and 2 in Grenoble this season,not a fan of any of them though. I used to watch PSG and RCf on alternate weeks when they played a the Parc des Princes,never a fan of either of them, I just went to watch Football. I even go to Rugby matches at Clermont,get cheap tickets from work,and I know nothing about Rugby.

Just imagine where we'd be if he'd have had the balls to do that with Mon Mome this year. He'd have 200+ million and we'd have a new owner and loads of new players by now. Pity he didn't really.

I have felt that I have that right since he tried to hijack the club back in July 2007.

It al sounds very surreal to me. Sounds like he's running his own fantasy football team.

I think the legends match hasn't taken off because £20 is just to much to watch a band of fat forty somethings having a kick about.Surely some sort of serious match would have been better.