Window Cleaner

Easy one, shift the goal a bit to one side.Can't think why they haven't thought of that.

We'll miss even more chances?

Nah Speroni is in goal.

bad news for Reading then, they really have thrown it away.

Taking a while, probably still counting all the gnomes.

better still we are having the vast majority of the missed chances.

I must have read that on this very site at least 2 million times this season.

Same as you feel that if Dave Merrington could get the first of the money to buy Saints he could get all of it.

who's he conning for a weekly wage these days?

A blueberry muffin

we need watford to win really.

Made a few good saves apparently.

You astonish me, our "strikers" are about 2 foot high.

MLT has gone home to get his boots, can't be any worse than Euell and BWP, with a bit of luck he's still registered after Claus's testimonial.Perhaps that Norwegian bloke will give us 10K to get a game as well.

So we have 45 minutes for us to score at least 1 more goal than Palarse, Watford to get at least 2 and Sheff Utd to score against 10 man Forest. Odds of all that happening 'bout 1000/1 I would think.

Should have got our physio to treat him and sewn his hands together or something.

Fernando Torres eat your heart out, BWP could be as good as you you know. Trouble is...he isn't.

they could be down to 2 men and BWP and Euell wouldn't score.

Practise has been suspended to save money.

we could lend them Bart, we'd get a hatfull.

Lot of keepers going off today, Brizzle City are already on their sub keeper. Warnock has probably forgotten he hasn't still got Phil Jagielka

but not scoring?? story of our season really.

In case it's of importance, Plymouth are 1 up and Birmingham are down to 10 men.Not that it makes any difference to us of course,

I can just see it actually, ref turns his ankle or something and goes down, our physio starts running on and the ref starts screaming "No not him, the other bloke"

Not a new phenomenon either.