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Milan were after him in the summer apparently, it's just typical italian manouevring.

Good agent then, bumping up the price for the club and the contract for the player. He'll end up in Milan I expect.

Ah Mungo Jerry...Jug Band Would not be acceptable as politically correct in our day and age, advocated treatment of girls according to parental revenue. Not to mention DUI

we don't buy old players either.

A.i ??

Classic Hawaii pizza; Bacon, Pineapple, Spring Onions (eurkk) Mozarella. Quite like those but without the Spring Onions, then again I'm not a pizza regular.

Schneider would never, ever play for a lowly club like Saints. These blokes have egos the size of Mt Blanc. Not in the CL? forget it. Money isn't everything, they want bling and success. I mean did you see Balotelli's Bentley, what other idiot would get a camouflage painted Bentley but that's the sort of mentality these 200K a week blokes actually have..

means the club have to find about what 4 million € a season then after tax and charges.

Needs to get his ban reduced to be able to compete and get sponsors to be able to pay off all the claims that he's going to get to pay back sums awarded by courts against people who said he was doping in the past. It was pretty obvious really when he ran about 3 hrs in the NYC marathon and looked "eyeballs out". Can't win 7 tours on that sort of aerobic state. He should never have tried marathon running, turned all the WADA's eyes onto him. Now if he's ever lied to federal agents he'll get time, just like Marion Jones, could go down for perjury as well.

Never a good plan to do things in that order, needed to have the "it" before the rest, always works. So sex, go to London, sex,show, chinese, film, back rub, sex. Try it that way next time. Second thoughts cut out the show or the film, spread them over 2 days.

Trouble is that our fringe players are on so much money that they're not affordable by clubs at their level. Adkins said so last week. NC doesn't seem to like subsidising contractual obligations with other clubs and the players won't leave for less. Dickson is the prime example, we won't pay any of his salary for a lesser club and he ain't taking a pay cut so he sits in the stands every week.We've had more sent back than we've loaned out so far..

we certainly have not, there are 3 known (in theory) bidders and they're all way off the ante if you believe the Italian Press.

I heard De Gea was being replaced as well, strange thing rumours.

One's offspring are rarely concerned about money as long as you keep supplying it or so I've found anyway.

According to the French football press (who probably got it from the Italian press). Liverpool have bid 8.5 million €s and have been knocked back, we have bid 12 million €s and have also been knocked back. Cagliari want 15 million € but as they seem to have engendered the dutch auction that they wanted they'll take whatever they can get in about 10 day because they'll desperately need to spend before long or go down.

Archer's Road? Blonde ? Probably Chris, she wouldn't have minded unless of course your mate was old and pug ugly.

as long as we get at least 1 of them it will be OK by me. 38 points gents, that's what we need, no more, no less. Although more would be good of course.

Who'd want any of that ?

Exactly, no-one in their right mind would pay £4 million for Sharp, perhaps that's what we gave them to take him off our hands.

Skintness in football is relative, just means you take a long,long time to pay your debts other than player purchases and massive salaries.

Ah but there you probably mean a bank worker and not an investment banker, anyway he gave it up when a "real job" at the Dell came along. I used to go the Dell with a bloke who worked at Barclays Portswood, never thought of him as a banker though.

Woah there I am completely lost here. Were there less than 25 protagonists in this scuffle or were there less but aged under 25 ?

But they're grown up Phil, think you'd be more worried about their revelations than they'll be with yours. We have a don't ask, don't tell policy in this house,they live far away and we don't require or seek surplus information.

You missed out there, had 7 excellent years in Central London "aux frais de la princesse" as we say around here. B.Sc, M.Sc, Ph.D after your name just allowed you a few more years of the same, then government money got scarce and you had to work a bit.

Indeed they can't and they're far tamer than in days of yore. Why in the Milton we insulted everyone and everything. Sing up the West Stand, Who's that copper with the helmet on etc. Gay people,bankers and women didn't go to football (can I say that? is it PC? ) so it didn't matter.