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Might have been possible in our digital age but not in the mid 70's

well most of them were pretty routine, cheating husbands,husband keen on swinging-wife not sort of stuff, over eager boyfriends, contraception advice etc, amazing the naivety of some of them . I don't remember all that well because it was a long time ago but there was definitely one from a lesbian twin who was all in a tizz because her twin sister lover had dumped her for a room-mate at Uni and she was asking for advice on whether it was best to top herself or kill her sister. Left that one well alone. Then again some of them were obviously wind ups as well.

To be honest the FA Cup is a prime objective for Chelsea and not for us. Once we went behind just before half-time the game was up for us I feel. We turned up and were creditable for 45 minutes apparently, after that next Saturday was far more important. Chelsea will be looking at a League Cup, FA Cup, Europa League treble with a 3rd place in the PL probably fairly easily in their grasp.We even made it easier for them by holding Arsenal on Tuesday.

don't know about Bear's ilk but I once wrote a few agony aunt replies for a well known ladies weekly in the 70's. Girl I was living with at the time had a part time job writing them for said magazine but as she had her Master's thesis to work on I wrote them for her for a couple of weeks, not all published of course but a couple were. Amazing the number of letters that Agony Aunt column got each day.

There are a couple of cabbies who post here I think, perhaps they've heard the story on the cabby's grapevine as well.

trouble with th "ressies" or U21 development group is that we have far too many over-age players who aren't anywhere near good enough for the PL to give games to.

Looks like we've become Italian agent's favourite price bumper upper.

Benayoun is pushing 33 and couldn't get much of a look in at West Ham, not going to fetch 16p really.

think he's probably on his way out, maybe better for him not to be cup tied.

Does Lambert have a real agent? Or is he just represented by someone in his family circle or a law firm that negociates ? Seems to me that many of our players don't use traditional agents now so transfer rumours don't surface so easily.

any decent wife wouldn't need asking, she'd be on it like a flash, BJ with half the work done for her already, followed by a little treat in the shower for her as well.

That will be all over the transfer gossip columns soon then and in the Echo tomrrow.

he knows they won't win the League, just need to finish 3rd or 4th. FA Cup is a definite trophy to win. League Cup, Europa League,FA Cup, 3rd in the PL, might get him the job..doubt it though.

Merrington likes Kelv, DM will still be saying KD is our best keeper when he (KD) is on a zimmer frame. Anyway Merrington is an old dinosauric fool.

From kneeing Wilshere in the balls I hope.

not unduly bothered, should have put out the youth team, trouble is you can't charge £25 for that. Chelsea's players must have got their collective arse kicked into next week on Thursday, we were next up. NB why does Gaston get rested all of the time and others not.

7 yellows with the last 2 making a red, suspended for the next game think, don't know if that would be carried over to us if he joins before Cagliari play again. The italian branch might like to inform us of Calcio card rules. Birthday on Monday so don't forget to wish him a happy birthday.

Does Boruc speak good Italian? Could be useful with our prospective new CB.

just need a couple of good wins and to stop dropping points due to ridiculous keeper errors. A lot of tough matches though, we'll have to win a couple away.

Wouldn't worry about it, if we even look like going down the Don will be lining up sales to cover all eventualities. Bet the outs will go a whole lot faster than the ins have done so far.

Davis and Gazza have already cost us at least 6 certain points so Boruc can't do much worse. It will be those 6 points that cost us our premiership place if that happens. 6 gift points due to schoolboy errors, not bad keeping just infantile errors.. If we'd had those 6 already we'd just need about another 14 or so from 18 games, we'd get them no matter what.

We bought Jos to replace Martin, thus he wasn't first choice beyond that point. That's pretty obvious really.

Normally he wouldn't have been recalled, his loan was for the whole season. Palarse were no doubt paying him a lot of money for little return so they "mutually terminated" his loan. We certainly don't need him, nor would we recall him in my opinion.

Think they have to have racial equality in most things and Holmes,as a fictional adept of Opium Dens might naturally get tattoos there.

so do I, I'd go for Yanga-Mbiwa or Sissoko, same ability, half the money.