Window Cleaner

Well I certainly hope so because the number of pints of rotting milk on the doorstep of his flat is starting to be a bit of a health hazard.

Asked her to rub ointment on his itchy arse whilst he was engaged in a three way with 2 scrubbers apparently. at least that's what she told me.

but why the f*ck would you want to do that?

Mark Peters

We've just been allocated 2000 more tickets on top of the 1700 odd that we had already. Must be expecting a run on sales then.

A consistent constant see what I did there.

I suppose you could say that on Saturday they still had some sort of realistic chance of avoiding relegation plus it was a derby. The Bristol City result against Coventry probably just put an end to any chance of avoiding relegation and last night's performance probably reflected that.

If either side wins this game they will win the title, sorry Rickie but you're wrong. Reading will win the 3 games afterwards and if they should beat us the title is theirs.If we want to win the Championship, which I assume we do, we need not to lose on Friday and preferably win because Palace,Forest and a play-off preparing Birmingham aren't going to do the job for us.

Still don't think the result matters a great deal,not to us.To West Ham yes,their principal wish must be to see Brighton win and both sides seriously depleted.

Why on earth would they be interested in Baseball, one of the world's most obtuse games.I try to watch it but tbh watching paint dry is more spectacular.Firkers hit about one ball out of every 6 or 7

Ah couldn't say as yet...Tabb and Karacan definitely I think,wait and see for the other 2...I'll have to wait for the Oracle.

Oh yes it's the real gen, knew it this morning..don't ask.

No need to go overboard, a draw and a few(more) walking wounded for Reading will do.

As predicted Reading seriously depleted, all of their regular CMs are out,viz Tabb,Leigertwood,Karacan and Robson Kanu.

your gran's saying is Oscar Wilde's definition of a cynic.

In fact they've not had much luck of late have Reading West Ham,Leeds and Brighton all in close succession, the ultimate triple whammy of dirty championship teams.

Reading might well be a team of zombies by Friday,depends on just how much of a going over Brighton give them this evening. If Reading lose tonight and get more injuries or those that they already have get aggravated then I think that they might well struggle to stay ahead of West Ham.

What no Karacan,probably no Tabb, that's like us just having Morgan and one of the kids in CM

might depend on where they are with Tabb,if he's still out on Friday as well as Karacan that would leave them with Leigertwood and Robson-Kanu in CM unless they have a pack shuffling.Don't know how they'd fair against us with that might depend on which Cork turns up.

it will be easier to see the play-off picture later on this evening.Brighton are the key to it with 3 very difficult games left.If they could beat Reading though and be on 66 points I'd think that would be curtains for Hull who'd need to make up 6 points( or 5 and a few goals at least ) and probably Leicester as well.Still not to say that Brighton would make the play-offs though.

no Emirates cup this summer, don't want it to clash with the Olympics.

Arsenal have announced their pre-season programme or at least part of it.They're going to Malaysia for a training camp and play one local side there,'bout the end of July I think.Then they go to Hong Kong and Pekin I think and somewhere along the way they play Manchester City in an exhibition match,no doubt for mega bucks. Couldn't say where we fit into all that,afterwards perhaps but that might not leave much time before the season starts.

An excellent reply if I may be as bold to say so.

If he is he can't have seen the state of Reading's midfield.

which would be a good result for all concerned.