Window Cleaner

These lists are always biased towards goalscorers as are most football awards.

Guess we'll have to wait until tomorrow for that. Anyway I guess you'd have to take Nigel's word for it over "a source close to the family" because let's face if the former is bullsh*tting that's going to damage his credibility whereas for the latter, it's just an anonymous post on a forum.

So who's right, the source close to the family or Nigel Adkins who says he's been banging them in in training ? Time will tell I guess,

TBH it's a pretty bog standard tactic,everywhere you go,everything you do they try to encourage you not to book/pay/collect/turn up at the last minute.Helps them manage the manageables.

Mission Impossible once they're in they're in.I give up then, you can't have your cake and eat it too. Gotta choose, be Mr Nice Guy or have sole occupancy of your flat. A bit of serious advice...providing it's a real situation that is...don't let it go too far downhill, you might regret that.

No,nothing as ignominous as that, couple of months I think,December for February something like that;But you need planning time cos you've got to build up your reasons to hike it,I accepted a temporary post at Tulasne University,got ever more distant and then rang to tell her it was all off.When I got back she was gone and I was the ultimate a/h for a month or 2...even with my Mum.On the upside I got sole occupancy of my house back..probabvly lasted a whole month, just can't pass on the feeble sex you see.

But that would be ignoble.You can have a "disgraceful attitutde towards women" without hitting them. Told you how to do it, it's the ultimate risk end game but it never ever fails to work because you are the ultimate jerk..but only for a while,makes you more fanciable with some women cos they like to be badly treated but not brutalised. If you want some more tips watch Charlie in the early episodes of 2 and a half Men,the ultimate hero and male chauvinist pig. If you've got a Rose though watch out.

I used to be very fond of chips with curry, not being a rice lover and a bit iffy with wheat products,used to get it all of the time in the Mohti Mahal.

Friday/Saturday Reading Draw Saints+ West Ham win Monday/Tuesday Saints Win West Ham and Reading lose. Points Table come next Tuesday evening Saints 84 Reading 77 West Ham 75 thus Saints one win from certain promotion and 1 win and 1 draw from absolute mathematical certainty promotion. Wishful thinking huh!

Well in Skins 4th Season there was some sort of hen night on a barge or something like that.Perhaps that exists,perhaps it doesn't.Looked OK though.

don't know, has the Potter's Heron burnt down yet?

Didn't realise McKenzie was only here for the T20 this season, that's a downer then,still Katich is a good bat unless he fails to find any sort of form.

think it's a loan with an option to buy if Spurs buy Saha or something like that. One of these last day deals that needed to be a loan because it was too late to figure out all of the details.

gone back to Everton,do keep up.Not good enough for Spurs not good enough for us.Don't know if he gets much game time for Everton.

Monk was awful on Sunday, cost them the match,which is why he's been replaced by Caulker most of the time.

We had a couple of real cane maniacs at Taunton's. One even gave you the choice of 3 canes, the short stubby, the long whippy and the regular size. They all hurt a fair bit but there was nothing which might cause you lasting damage and you did sort of think twice about being a knob again. Think I must have six of the best 3 or 4 times in my years there and I really don't think it did me any harm whatsoever.I was also suspended from the First XI for 2 matches at football for getting into a fight with a team-mate in the Cage,probably over a Girl's Grammar girl, most fights amongst 15/16 year old were over that. The only thing that that taught me was to fight over girls on the bus or on the Common. mind you your average kid was pretty robust in those days,cuts,bruises,playing footer every day without shinpads,getting the occasional whack from a stick or a cricket bat,rock or brick chucked at you every now and again..didn't even flinch so a couple of smart whacks from Mr Whippy wouldn't have the same effect as it would on most of today's WII and PS3 namby pambies.Might be altogether more damaging to them.

Soon be needing a new HCC thread for the season,CC gets underway Friday right? don't think we have a game until next week though, we're the odd man out of 9 for the first round of fixtures.

Hopefully never then his salary amongst others won't drag us under.

From what I've seen we'd have got the same result by passing to one of those free kick dummies,they couldn't control the ball either.

Barnard has played a total of 195 minutes in 9 appearance for the 1st team this season.A fact.He has scored 0 goals again a fact. As for the rest I don't give a dump, he's not Premier League standard and thus his future with the club is limited. Only players of PL standard have a future with the club if they want to actually play and not just get paid.One of the hasards of rapid progression through the leagues I'm afraid.

Why not Blackpool are already selling STs.And very fairly priced they are too.

all the critics have been on parade in the other thread about this.Think it was thought not to be a good idea. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?36932-First-signing-of-the-summer

nice one then, unless we lost 5-4 of course.Haven't seen it on the OS and I don't tweet.

What for the academy at Ipswich this afternoon ??

Well if he wants to take my shares for 65p a throw I guess I'd grudgingly give way.Mind you i never did tell the wife about losing a thousand euros or so on Saints shares:blush: anyone else not owned up yet?