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Hopefully Hamilton will cheat again.

Tonight - Chill with the crabbed lunged one Saturday - Sleep, town. Sunday - Car booty, sleep. Mong out of mongoloid.

I would like to have sex with them

I love fonejacker, he is amazing

Whatever the result im going to kill myself. Boo hoo.

Disagree, the linesmen in a sunday league match are usually better than those in a prem match as they are half drunk substitutes.

"weeelll errr, im up for it shaney baby, cest la vie"

2 years ago i was giving this dude head, he had a micro penis and aids, i remember the taxi driver turning around and saying "Dude, you know thats a man in drag dont you, and you better hope he swallows" I didnt and i spat it in Essruu's face, always banging on about soiling his taxi that looks like a duck.

Victoria Country Park At Work on my desk With my parents.

"Goooood afternoon to you sir, im calling from your bank"

This was a deliberate error aimed at foghorn, leave it alone you modulator unit wannabee.

I see that the X-box 360 outsold a ferret this week, im just jizim'd.

Cracking one of in public.

Get laid by a man that is also a women. Highly recomended.

Yeah vote Labour, they will sort this ****ry out. Blah.

Bankse is a toss piece. End.

1) Lying in bed 2) Sleep 3) Women 4) Peanut Butter 5) Bukkake 6) Donkey Punches 7) Monkey Face Strawberry Cheesecake 9) Training Ho's 10) Water Sports 11) Scat 12) Vomit 13) The Number 11 14) Tower Bridging a ho 15) Fallen Angel 16) Getting Bagpiped 17) Double Decking someones toilet 18) Spiderman'ing a ho

loljesus

Ogrish (when it was free) Chalk and Cheese (closed down)

youporn/redtube b3ta newgrounds goatse tubgirl twogirlsonecup threegirlsonefinger

I am.

Also very little of them are English.

You are lucky you are not a rubbish non-mod like us, otherwise you would be banned. Double Standards.