Bearsy

in jurassic park all of the dinosaurs was lesbians, but finding themselves in a no-cock environment some of the the lesbian dinosaurs adapted by growing cock+balls so they could make baby dinosaurs

Here is my votes: Player Of Season: Adam Lallana Young Player Of Season: Luke Shaw Manager Of Season: Maurice Ponchetinno Chairman Of Season: Big Kat Match Of Season: Barry vs Pap Goal Of Season: Jay Rod vs Erm Fulham Was It? Season Of Season: First 10 Games Season: 2013-14 Sea: Caspian or Red (tie) C: Unt

I dunno if i predict shock, i assumed there was gonna be a big twist like Rust or Marty or Marty's wife is the real killer, i thought that was the point of the show trying to watch out for secret clues, but it seems like it's lining up to end in a realistic + non-surprising oh that makes sense kind of way. I spose one or both of the TD's might get dead tho.

this is true, i watched the first episode when you first started going on about it and found it to be v.boring! I mean except for the bit when all the little monkeys escaped but they didn't realise it was middle of artic or whatever, and so when they ran outside they all froze into little monkey statues after 20 yds. That bit was sweet!

don't you get fined or sommit in the champo now if u post losses?

Edit: oh, forgetaboutit

ferguson was right bout henderson, he does run funny.

Sigh, it's for heartwarming moments like this that I pay my £5. I think we've all learnt something here, and not just who is or is not from Liverpool.

I had a Burger King today, prob the first time in like a year or something. The fries right, the fries at Burger King is now like twice as thick as they used to be. They're like oven chips. Stay tuned for more fascinating fast food facts!

i spose it was a bit awkward to take a photo in these circumstances? Maybe you could ask barmaid for copy of the CCTV footage? Alternatively, i will accept a physical description! i also really need a transcript of the entire conversation, was ms pap taking shorthand?

bless you pap, such humility disarms our reproaches. Was Barry able to resist rubbing ur face in it? He is bigger man than i if so, i never can resist the opportunity to rub someone's face in it!

I'm annoyed that pap turned up with his partner, but then i spose Barry seems to have done the same.

omg I can't keep still, bird thinks I've gone mental, I'm so excitement!!! Is like Christmas x 1000!

Lol 60 people viewing muppet show, got to be some kind of record yo!

How do we rate pap's chances of getting out alive now he has broken the cardinal sin of liverpool pubs, and took a f*cking photo?

Busy there ain't it. Place to be, clearly.

21:00 UPDATE: Lost in the throes of his weekly 5 aside football match Barry was for a time able to put aside all trepidation of what this night would bring. It was only as the final whistle blew that recollection struck him and his proud heart, already thudding with exertion began to scream. Barry sank to his knees, "Oh Mavis Riley," he said, "let this not be pulmonary embolism, they would never believe me were i carted to hospital on this night. I have to make it to my pap. He is waiting." His heart answered and slowed and gradually his senses returned. His team-mates were looking at him questioningly, "Gonna hit the showers, Baz?". "No," said Barry. He was confident in the appeal of his musk. Besides, he didn't want anyone taking pictures of his thing.

20:53 UPDATE: Pap arrives early at the Fulwood and gazes with trepidation at it's outer walls. He has dressed with unusual care and made a special effort with his barnet. I mean it's not been cut or styled or anything, but he ran a brush through. 18 months of flirtation has brought more meaning to this night than he had anticipated, his balls lay heavy in his underpants and he is conscious of their weight as he approaches the grand doors. Pap catches sight of his reflection in the glass and smiles wanly. It is not impossible, he thinks to himself, it may easily be that Barry is shorter than I.

Ah is Ophelia is it? We find that worryingly portentious. We wonder which of our fair maiden's will be tonight's Ophelia? Will it be Barry or Pap stricken mad by grief and rejection and found facedown in Liverpool canal. I mean, we wonder that, me and bletch wonder that. Tokyos wonders if she's someone from Towie.

Sigh bitches, my gf was just "what are you so excited about?", I tried to tell her bout pap & Barry Sanchez was getting Full wood at 2105, but she just weren't getting it. Birds just don't understand football I spose.

Think of ur fans pls Barry! We want pre-date selfies ideally, so we can criticise ur shirt, advise you to brush ur hair etc

curry house apparently

they don't call him pap for nothing Also lol, as if no-one ever took a photo in a liverpool pub ffs

that's how the other gays know ur ready to go