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haha see goatboy! Just like you said coxford = radishes believe!

Agreed dellman! Give bros a chance! I reckon i.e. G-Nigga could surprise us + provide quality goalkeeping, at least until Forsyth is back

Sadly there may be truth in this I.e. sometimes now, before I yell GYTOFTL at a passing girl, or politely enquire of a casual acquaintence, how many times pw she fingers herself, I think to myself, what would coxford_lou think of this behaviour? What would krg say?

soz that was private joke for goatboy I would have sent it pm but i have insufficient mailbox limit

tbh i don't get v.many pm really, but i thought i'd mention it anyway cos it makes me seem Popular shut up lou

Agree Lou has been complete filth on that thread She's always been a bit "Carry On Up The Lou" but tbh i think she takes it too far & some of her comments are so filth they ain't even hardly innuendo anymore, they're basically porn. What if kids & catholic nuns is reading this forum?

no innuendo lou Surely you could have done something with Smirking's full member?

He's not as good as Forsyth, but he's prob better than Kevin Davies ain't it?

shhhh smirking u dumbo I've taken £120 so far via pm bets from Forum Mugs!

Would it be ok to increase mailbox limit pls? I don't want to keep losing all my v.important correspondence & rely on pm quite a lot for sending i.e. dickpics to other forum members, which I would otherwise have to post in i.e. motoring forum

Important Message For Tokyos: Ur PM Inbox Is Full

I bet £20 he will be back before, say, 1st April. Take that bet, simple simo? Seems v.generous!

baby jesus made the first chicken. It was in Garden of Eden. But this was before Eve, so it was just Adam and he fucked the first chicken and that made the first egg. Source: Bible.

Like a charm Conkers Is An Old Cunts Tale. That doesn't work. What does work tho, is you smear piss and faeces around your door & window frames. Spiders do not like that at all! But on other hand, it attracts flies, so take ur choice

Balls?

I wouldn't be buying a new player every time a bro gets injured. I would just Make Do. It's only Goalkeeper ffs!

I think that too, and I'm a) Not French and b) have never seen Pogba play. I am sucker for Hype!

They shouldn't be deleting ban threads, they should leave them there as a Warning to Others. I do the same thing when I stomp a spider

that was beautiful

*sigh* Why does everything you say have to be Innuendo? I've got better things to do than follow you round, pointing them out!

Bit of a **** thing to say, but I would be ok with Harry Kane picking up a knock Sterling too, for that matter.

There's a lot of sly attacks you don't even hear about, i.e. the blue skittles they've started selling which taste like soap

They get 3 Mini Coopers, and convert them so one runs on piss, one runs on jizz, and one runs on blood. They have race. Piss is the least effective fuel source, but Clarkson can produce it in large quantities. Jizz is the best fuel, but Richard The Hamster Hammond is struggling to produce much, until he catches sight of his own face in the rear-view mirror. Blood is somewhere in the middle, but James May has an artery hooked directly to the fuel tank, and it's touch and go if he'll make it to the finish line before he dies. That's just off the top of my head.

yeah imagine what he could have done if he was really going for it!

That's why i don't like Top Gear. I mean, if the lame banter was off the cuff, it would sort of be ok. If Richard Hammond's lawnmower genuinely did break down on the final lap, or catch fire, or whatever else, that would be kind of interesting. But if you're just going to make the whole thing up, surely you could come up with something more exciting?