Bearsy

He is starting tomorrow vs England Tho the Italy team generally looks a bit Italia B to me: Buffon, Ranocchia, Bonucci, Chiellini, Florenzi, Parolo, Valdifiori, Soriano, Darmian, Pelle, Eder I've not heard of half them bros!

pfft i just genuinely Like Everyone. It's my curse In some ways, of course, it makes my approbation pretty much worthless, when it's so generally applied. Ppl will meet me, and be all puffed up at how much i seem to enjoy their society, and it's only later, when they see me on tv sharing a chummy joke with Hitler, that they'll start to think, is there anyone this cunt can't stand? Only today, i was defending the bro who flew that plane into them mountains. I was saying, that I can sympathise, I can see how he felt. I envy that bro, in a way. Them moments when he'd locked the plane door, hit the descend button, and sat back & lit cigar, those must've been the most tranquil + peaceful moments of his life. You know, like as soon as he made the decision all his worries was gone + nothing matters anymore. Pretty sweet

pfft we is known for mangling our verbs! it's our TM

what? i was making a tits joke! don't sadface me! don't make me apologise, not in front of bros like turkish & p.bateman, i will get no Respect!

You should apply to be mod, lou! I mean that sincerely, you would be good moderation + you would have good chance because it says on job description that mods must ideally be massive tits

could've used a proofread

this is why none of the good mods moderate on here anymore and you can see why

Lol no they don't

how big is whitey's lawn, that he pays little kids £50 to mow it! He should probably offer the homeless guy one of the spare rooms in the east wing

i dunno that any aspect of premier league ticket pricing would withstand moral scrutiny, pluto. I would look elsewhere for morality, if i was you

Which is more good, Cats or Dogs? Post evidence! CATS 1 - 0 DOGS

Hope Jimmy Detective never finds the other forum I post on, where I explain what all my posts really meant and how I am a Winner and all you lot + mods is Mugs

Signing Pelle is a normal Koeman pre-contract condition

I'm easily swayed, tbf. If someone can explain how Jimmy Detective stalking turkish across the internet, is less funny than correctly spelled lounge threads, I will change my vote

I think the opposite

Have they still got that advert with that Milf Woman in the Short Skirt who is looking for Love?

woah

Tks. Which of those is "The club also held a loan facility, secured against her estate for £14.5m."

Yes pls! Funny name! Great potential! There's a Mars Man waiting on the line, you'd like to try and beat him, but his reflexes are fine, or something like that pls

Ain't it secured against her estate, or is that a whole other loan?

Lol @ tokyos on the register

Reckon he'll prob start. The game isn't till Tuesday, and the chances of Kieran Gibbs going 3 days without picking up an injury, must be tiny

Dunno, but point of order he's 5th choice ain't it?

Is no matter. This is my 85th site suggestion, and all the mods ever do is ignore it for 2 weeks + then quietly delete it