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I Don't Know What That Means Goatboy I Recognise Bruce Willis Even With Hair Tho

We put them on hold cos Lou wanted to know about the terms & conditions of employment in sex-working industries

don't tell him whitey

I would be Revolution party prob if there was one. If there was a running down whitehall knives dripping with blood party, I would prob vote for them.

Why not? There's a vacancy for a token intellectual footballer, since Clarke Carlisle went mental.

I'm going to do my first ever vote this year I'm going to vote for the current guy, cos he's got more Experience, and he looks less mental than the other guy.

Hmm we like eyebrows, halo, but there is limits. They shouldn't be thicker than ur eyes ffs!

I like how on the left you can see a mum there with a little kid. Wholesome Family Restaurant

Ew eyebrows is too thin + overpluck

Not my right hand, I'm using that In entirely unrelated issue, I could stand to hear more details of the sex party pls, if our Argentina correspondent could oblige pls

Examples pls

I don't think they're struggling tbh lou. There is money, in tits. If I was advising someone re: investments, i would strongly suggest they look into the tits futures markets

Even tho they were agreeing on every point, the Bear began to suspect, that Shurlock was reverse trolling him. Still, he reassured himself, that should JWP ever go on to win an Olympic Gold Medal for middle-distance track, they would both look like Geniuses

I have found out bout this cos when they get bored they come and chat with you at bar. At i.e. Legs XI, they have to pay the club say £200 per night to work there (they have to pay in advance at start of night), but whatever money they get out of the punters they get to keep. At most other ones, they take you to a till to pay, and the strip girls is just get like a percentage at the end of week.

Yes definitely agree JWP is better than Scholes and Beckham put together. Wouldn't surprise me if he even goes on to captain Brazil and Spain, as well as England

I have been various times, but only on Works Outings in Birmingham. This is what I have learned bout Strip Clubs in my visits: When you see i.e. in movies that strip clubs is "No Touching" that is lies, there is loads of Touching! Bros is also tell the "No Touching" lies to their wifes Sometimes they suddenly bring you small bottle of champagne they say you ordered, but you never ordered! And they charge you £70 for it If ur boss pays loads of money they take you in private room, push you against wall, and whisper in ur ear, "No biting, no visible marks" and these is there only two rules In the more Chain ones like Legs 11 there is more Rules, so what they do is they try and make you take them home for the night and want you to pay £350, but I'm like no tks

ew tripb pls

ISIS is lame strip club tho. Flash some ankle! Loosen ur hood!

shut up autsaint JWP can easily smash in any doors you care to mention, no matter how tight or well-protected. Stop mugging him off!

Stop hating, Coxford_Lou. Fed up with ppl saying JWP is not the best player of all time

I've got £20 on JWP smashing the balloon door by 2020. Easily the best player I have ever seen live.

It's a local joke for local people.

Dunno if I'd be offering the service on games that ain't sold out, but maybe club is less Mercenary, than what I am

Morecambe FC have a total wage bill (players + staff) of £1.67m. They are above Portsmouth in the League.

I'm fully expecting Roy to shoehorn Kane into left wing, so he don't have to bench Rooney