Bearsy

Are they gonna have enough players to field an XI? I spose we'll have hold off signings till after the friendly?

I don't think that's what school playgrounds is like anymore, Lou, it's less about making lists of favourite internet posters, and more bout shanking bruvs, smoking meth + fingering dinner ladies

We're not doing hardly any of them things Halo. You pretty much lost me after strippers. What happened to the crack cocaine? I was looking forward to the crack cocaine! We might have to up our game tho if Lou is genuinely offering handjobs as she seems to be suggesting

Erm in point of fact, this year the FA Cup Final is sponsored by Gerrard's Fucking Birthday

i don't see it. I think i.e. the opposite. Who will prove to be the most talented Scout, Autsaint, or Bearsy? Tune back here yr 2030, and put yo medals on the table!

pls pls pls gr8 surname!

I don't think that's how insurance works brah

Need Is The Enemy Of Indolence Edit: Which is not the same, and more reasonable assertion than, "All Poor People Is Lazy", if you think about it.

but sevvy, baby, we have covered all that in great detail. You simply have to read the posts, I'm not even joking, Halo come right out and said what they meant. Edit: Wait.. are you trolling on me???

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It was obv tits. I thought you'd say tits, and i was gonna say goddamit, it was like a joke. Tokyos would have known what to do RIP Here is another intelligence question my dad asked from christmas cracker: Do you happen to know, bearsy, is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? My mum was looking v.nervous when he asked me this question at christmas dinner. Aunt Jackie seemed quite keen tho. I was like yeah, prob, and my Dad was like. Ha! Dumbass! F*ck you dad!

next farmhouse event i'm gonna arrange rival gathering with strippers + crack cocaine etc. Let's see how many lets b avenues turn up at farmhouse to hear pap's political views then!

oh yeah? I'm thinking of a body part, what body part am i thinking of smart guy?

jeez that don't sound much fun

If we spent less time looking words up we could get better jobs and wouldn't need hand-outs from whitey

not much resemblance is there

All this stupid in-crowd + secret jokes is ruining my saintsweb experience

i know quite a lot of ppl that struggle for money, i do myself sometimes, and i dunno if lazy is the right word. I would more say we are feckless

Jose is also da Rock name tho ain't it, it's his mum maiden name Source: I saw that too last night + googled it then

steve grant is one of the worst conservatives of all. Does he care how we suffer & starve to finance his curry and pizza turin binges? Does he f*ck

The bit about "Every single Tory government since Thatcher" seemed suss to me. How many has there been?

I dunno. I sort of agree that some people are more good at getting things than I am, but I don't begrudge them that. I.e. at Sainsbury's you see sometimes old lady carefully routing out the bargains + special offers, and she is prob Conservative and getting more for her money than what I do, but I am ok with that. If I had starved because I wasn't conservative enough, I would have thought that was my fault, and not the old lady. But I didn't starve anyway, cos what I did when I forgot my wallet and didn't have enough cash to cover all my purchases, I took the 39p hot chocolate sachet i wanted, and slyly poked it up the sleeve of my jumper, so in a way i was prob a bit conservative too

I agree with Repat post Except the bit about Kane, cos I always said he would be v.good player

yeah but ur not really gonna vote for that baldy man, now pap has revealed that he's been murdering disabled bros, are you Sarb? I'm deffo not. I'm gonna vote for the current bro instead