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If villa lose tonight they will be v.nervous cos they'll be bottom 3, and next two games after that are Spurs & Man City Away

that's deep, man, but the first line leaves me expecting a Lallana song Stupid Lallana

Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes

I thought we were slightly better than Everton. Normally I would be Quite Pleased with that, especially at Goodison, but today felt like Everton was there for the taking + we could've Done Better. They was Pretty Garbage

I would play Shlong centre forward or not at all pls koeman pls

'They' are the 'experts'

It's difficult to say. They deffo 'rate' him, but there is a 'chance' that they are only doing it 'sarcastically'

I dunno that you need to be inverted commas on ur 'experts', he has tbf, got genuine experts rating him highly

Dunno why Rooney is suddenly the big authority on all this But yeah, like Deano says, let John Barnes have his interview, it doesn't do any actual harm. On his way out the door, they can give him a lollipop for the drive home

these negotiations seem remarkably straight-forward! tokyos spent 2 weeks drafting lists of things he wanted inserted in his b-hole I'm going out now have good easter Laters xxxxxxxx

word, dunno what we pay them for, lazy c*nts

tokyos agreed to signing on bonus and testimonial without requiring any other conditions RIP

Item 3, paragraoh 6, subclause 2(a) states that nudity is more than +acceptable. We even sometimes accept just i.e. cleavage, or i.e picture of dogs bumhole looking like baby jesus i.e.: I spose also, when I do miss ogynist post, you could just say, "I agree", and you can tell i.e. KRG that it was sarcasm, and I can tell i.e. everyone else that it is Not

With any luck it'll be the game that sends Villa down. Seeing all the Villa away support in tears, should not just be for home fans, that is something the whole country can enjoy

My normal package is (all figures /per week & net of tax): 1 x Let me make an offensive joke about women without firing back + calling me Impotent 3 x Laugh at a post that i post 1 x Send me a pm including deeply disturbing or pornographic image 2 x Make insulting joke at the expense of i.e. tokyos or i.e. beltch 1 x Make me Ham Sandwich 5 x Check in at least every work day + read all my posts + check I am ok I mean that is just normal package + I would also want signing on bonus which I will have to check with PFA but i think is normally i.e. tug-job. And also for my testimonial I will want i.e to Bang

godammit i was thinking bout one of my fringe squad posters like i.e. deano06 or suewhistle! You can't afford top earner like me surely, cos of FFP?

ok that is fair, you get to keep one of my posters as spoils of war. Who do you want?

I'm surprised there are not more women coaches because women are naturally disposed to identify bros flaws & provide suggestions for improvement

+1 seems unfair that every other club gets 2 easy games

Hope Powell will be v.busy cos she can cover the black, gay & woman minorities in one brief interview. She should be included on every shortlist IMO

oh ok gr8 news. Best of luck Strongarms, try for 6lbs by villa game pls

what is a dtlw?

We could reduce pensions by re-introducing more dangerous animals such as i.e. bears and i.e piranhas into certain situations such as i.e. libraries and i.e. garden centres. We could similarly reduce social security by re-introducing i.e. poisonous snakes and i.e. velociraptors into situations such as i.e. betting shop and i.e cash converters. I would probably hold off on your state school recommendation tho, and only introduce i.e. Aids into state schools if proven completely necessary. Admittedly, there would be some knock-on to the NHS with all this, but I think overall the savings could be v.great indeed Edit: Or as pap suggested bring back The Hunger Games

well yes i spose it is really, but that would make lou's comments Valid & my comments Dumb

It would be cheaper & environmentally better to bomb more local countries like i.e. Wales or i.e. Jersey