Bearsy

if i saw a chicken bully a grass, i would grass even if the chicken was a bird and the grass was a tea-leaf

with retrospect, i concede that kraken may have had a point. As I recall in any case, after kraken tore me new bumhole on the frm, he come crawling back next day, and was like all, sorry b., sorry bout yesterday, i was all emotions cos i just found out i got aids from bumming next door's cat, or something like that, we forget the details. It was definitely something like that tho

i nearly got a cyclist one time when I was turning left at lights + he was going straight on doing an undertake. It was v.close thing. Made me wonder tho whose fault it was, I prob didn't check my inside mirror properly, or at all if I'm honest, but I asked around and some bros at work reckon you are allowed to run down cyclists if they're undertaking. I mean strictly speaking i.e. in accordance with the highway code.

+1 if i see anyone grassing i immediately report them to chalet, and he deals with it

that thing with peter kay + the bird with the outsized nostrils, is pretty good It's about them sharing a car. Can't remember what it's called.

hahaha i have just been doing some investigations and - hahahaha - that geezer looking bro second from left, his name - hahahaha - his actual name - is hahahaha "Captain Boomerang" hahahahahaha!

i love everyone. Especially Krakens tho, I had to work really hard to get krakens onside, his originally position was that i (bearsy) was massive dumbass and he (krakens) didn't understand why anyone (everyone else) tolerated this (bearsy) try-hard bumhole or something like that

Me either. Sounds like a dumb idea tho. No scope for sequel

I suppose that's the true story behind Spurs fleeting "interest" in the Olympic Stadium

don't you start

that is my karaoke song except i sing the original lyrics from the musical by rogers & hammertime I met this girl on Monday Fucked her up the butt on Tuesday Had an itchy groin on Wednesday & Thursday & Friday & Saturday died on Sunday RIP based on true story

It was the news that their new training ground is "not fit for purpose" that I found most amusing. And Awful's concern that pompey's meteoric rise up the league system might be unsupportable because "the rest of the football club", is shit. He was frightened to death about that Edit: I mean, like r-boy just said more better

i don;t know what that tuesday c*nt just said because i have put him on ignore no-one quote this troll please mods lock this thread please as some people will find it offensive

Tuesday! I thought you were serious till you said that, now I know you're just another ****ing troll and example of why none of the good posters post here any more and you can see why. I have reported your post. Enjoy your ban, dickhead.

oh yeah you're the big man on here but you wouldn't say that to Wednesday's face. Like how you waited till Friday to post this you prick. I hope wednesday sees this and comes round your pathetic bedsit and smashes your ****ing head in. I would pay to watch that. ****.

The treatment Wednesday gets around here is despicable Seriously, what is the point of this thread, other than to mug off Wednesday, and to a lesser extent, Monday. People like you make me sick

have u bros read this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32532923

that is gr8 nacho! I like everything about it! The shirt, the wrestling mask, the curtains, the cuckoo clock, the pointing at the camera, it's all excellent! Can you do the gazzanigga song please that I heard some ppl singing at the U21 cup final pls! It went like this, i think it is more a rap song but you could rock it! Straight outta youth team, crazy motherfucker named Paulo We call him the G-Nigga With Attitude When he's sent off, he gets his sawed off Squeeze the trigger, and the ref gets hauled off All you skates, if ya fuck with him The police are gonna hafta come and get him Off yo ass, that's how he's goin out For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out Skates start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo Goin off on a motherfucker like that with a gat that's pointed at yo ass So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin when he's down for a jack move Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin with a crime record like Charles Manson AK-47 is his tool Not like Boruc act the motherfuckin fool And you can go toe to toe, no maybe He's knockin skates out tha box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly that he's down with the capital C-P-T Boy you can't fuck with him So when he's in your neighborhood, you better duck Coz Paolo is crazy as fuck As he leave, believe he's stompin but when he come back, boy, he's comin straight outta youth team clap clap clap

I'm watching Veep. I've started at season 3 cos when it first come out I didn't like it much but someone told me the recent series is much better. They are. It's v.good

They was saying that Pearson should be forced to apologise, and I was v.angar at the radio, I almost phoned in, cos Pearson quite clearly already apologised! It was the very last thing he said! "Well you must be very stupid. I’m sorry." He is one charmless c*nt tho tbf

omg if they only got half the money does that mean one of them done it???

Do you really want to live in a society where we can't baselessly accuse grieving parents of murdering their own children?

I can't see us going back down to the Championship, or at least not in the next "few years" IMO