Bearsy

Pot+kettle! Not really, ur one of my favourites. Love u!

I feel like i don't see as many bees as i used to see when i was a kid. I ain't even seen v.many wasps this year. Buttersflies, on the other hand is fucking everywhere! I'm seeing loads of buttersflies!

i heard they're making Butland get ferry back on his own. Not sure where he'll board tho. With any luck Helsinki. ..

no there aren't.

story pls!

feel a bit bad for kevin, shouldn't they lie detector these birds before dragging everyone to court if there is no evidences? I like what his defence lawyer said hahaha! cheers lawyer!

dumb+mental is what i require of my celebrity spank fodder! What do you look for, intelligent+sensible, like Judi Dench or something?

Helen Flanagan First Topless Shoot this is the front page headline in sun today! Obv I bought a copy. I spose we all did. I found the actual pictures a bit underwhelming tho! She is pictured topless in shower, she has towel covering her vag but you get full view on her nipples. They are quite small looking nipples, I thought. The main problem is it looks more like drawing than photo, i spose is too heavily airbrush. I will try and crack one out on her boobs later tho, seeing as how I paid 20p for them I want to get value for money. I will let you know how I get on!

Nah is only foot injury. Shouldn't affect his game.

v.wise tokyos!

apparently so! Maybe you can also explain the one where he digs a tunnel into a girls bedroom but she escapes out the chimney. Was there more to that story than meets the eye? It got a bit confusing further in, i think he raped her in the snow but he couldn't think of any names for the babies.

that pfa guy called him + his brother a pair of shit-house today. I read bout it on f365. I dunno what he meant exactly but i can sympathise with the point of view.

Be quick cos I'm thinking bout eating the 1 x yorkie bar

I have found grapefruit tho. Is this useful?

only 3 x Mr.Men yogurt now

pap! Give me another menu pls, I can't make the potatoes one cos i don't have potatoes. Here is what I have got: 1 x box prawns 1 x slice hams 1 x milk 4 x carrots 1 x orange juice 1 x yorkie bar 1 x southern fried chicken things 1 x tomato sauce 4 x Mr.Men yogurt

when is this match finnish?

No. no. no. Here is the lyrics as i remember them. Alright? I like the peace in the backseat / It's pretty sweet! / I don't have to drive / I don't have to speak / I can watch on the countryside / And finger myself I usually turn off bout then cos it's a pretty crap song, but i think we can agree there is no dead mums in it! Edit:Here is dumb song! See for urself: [video=youtube_share;rTKLIv3SiRk]

This is hardly my fault tokyos! It seems to me a perfectly simple, albeit dumb, song bout a bird who was too lazy to learn driving so was always cadging lifts & chilling out in the back seat while I am doing all the hard work + paying for petrol + insurance. It's a true to life situation cos I know many bitches like this! It's only Kelvin's Right Glove that is introducing the dead mum subtexts. I'm still not sure he ain't making it up.

oh is that why album is funeral?

i don't remember her mum being in it! explains why she was so quiet tho. I spose if we're driving to funeral then i will do all the driving + i will let her go back seat if she likes.

if i was giving her lift home and she thought she could just fall asleep in the back seat while I'm doing all the driving, I'd be like Yo! Vegina! Stop fingering urself in back seat and sit up front and keep me company! You do have to speak FFS! I'm not taxi!

lols absolutely no chance of lampard letting rickie take any free-kicks or penalties!

i do not think i have big enough tv to pull this off tho!

or maybe i can get her to try this!