Bearsy

Christ that's embarrassing! Gerrout of r club! Oi you! What? Gerrout of r club!

In Britain, we have centres of excellence: Oxford, Cambridge... and Norwich.

My old mum moved up there innit. It ain't as bad as you might think. I mean, it's bad, it just ain't as bad as you might think. I mean, assuming you think it's bad, which most people do.

It weren't pooh! Whitey gives his pooh away for free! Edit: Excellent last minute christmas gift if anyone is struggling!

Oh hi Sally Bumcheeze, do you know what I'm dreaming of???? Any chance this year homes? We're particularly interested in Birmingham areas, and also to Norwich, and also to London. These is the places I'm going over Christmas!

Ben Goddard album, Ben Goddard poster, Ben Goddard commemorative facemask & ginger wig, "How To Play Ben Goddard" sheet music, Ben Goddard tour T-Shrt, Ben Goddard used tissue (unsigned), Ben Goddard comedy wizard hat... hopefully some other Ben Goddard stuff also! Should be top Christmas!

Let's play guess missing word! It wasn't "work" like tokyos guessed! Unlucky tokyos!

Lols you should do one of them every day tokyos! "Today on Saintsweb..."

Nah i was just out today vandalising the christmas lights near Southampton University. Did I miss anything? Did you found out how sales of Ben Goddard's single is going?

The ones up near the university are quite cool! Merry seXmas!

Lol you don't actually think there was people in them space suits? Why do you think they made them air tight? So the spider monkeys and helium can't escape! Edit: Sorry for disrupting!

They definitely float. When zombies become zombies do they sh!t themselves like when people die? They never mention it on the news. It might come in handy if i can smell zombies, I mean when I'm walking down dark tunnels and whatnot.

You mean these ain't your personal datas? I'd been lolling to myself bout you travelling the world measuring cocks!

I'm with you ducks, if they can't accurately tell you what time it was you can be like "then how can I tell you who was driving?" I've been done speeding few times. I'm a maverick, I make my own judgements bout what is safe speed. Sometimes it is more than limit, sometimes it is less than limit. I'm pretty careful bout not killing people tho.

I was suspicious too bout her being in hospital. My first thought was she was probably having something shady done to the fetus, like when they graft human skin over the reptile features.

Not as useful as you might think homes. Big boobs is only desirable when not accompanied by fat gut. Can you crosscheck these datas with your average waist measurement datas, then I can figure out where to go holiday!

Sorry zep, i just was trying to think of someone with small knob and you just came in my mouth. Bet that happens to you a lot. Spudders said you came in his mouth too.

Is it meaning that the countries with no datas has only got women? What are these countries!

Doesn't help me, my car is blue.

Wait... is them inches?

Do Indian women have small vaginas? I mean, cos of Darwin.

Lols everyone note how tokyos don't want people finding out bout his knob. Maybe bad idea though, I sometimes forget bout the lurkers we have in here silently masturbating. They would probably explode if we started describing our junk!

Huh. Ain't I allowed to use right lane for straight on? I do that sometimes.

Lols. Classic PeeWee! Are they genuine smaller then? I figured was myth. Do shorter dudes generally have smaller knobs than taller dudes? Everyone post height and length of knob on here! I'm 6'2" in tallness. I'll measure my knob when get home!

Did you think the rubbers looked a bit big in that one? I mean, not for me, they'd probably be ok for me. I mean assuming it's zepster knobbing my mum.