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shut up kelvin, we're the best of the best! Name five better species than HUMANS! Name ONE! Edit: Oh, bears. Done myself up innit!

I can count in English & French also. At least, as far as "cinq"

Mention that you often often seen Clyne sloshed outside Junk at 3am, and last time he was ripping the piss out of Van Gaal, saying he looks like Foghorn Leghorn's gay brother

jb pls I

Oh, that's ok Charlie, I just watched it & even tho you ruined the surprise twist at the end, I thought it was brilliantly done + v.moving

:mcinnes: FFS Charlie! What did I just say! Worst spoiler ever!

who had "before he's even made his debut" in the sweepstake? pls pls pls!

Are they still called Brownies, or is that, you know, Racist?

I would be Amaze if we don't sign Elia

Yeah, I wondered if that was Always The Case or if it Only Just Occurred To Them. I have watched this show now, and as usual I am finding Dubai Phil is way off base Saul is not useless, incompetent idiot like Phil said. He is smart + conniving & is only really hindered by Bad Luck & the Madness of Others

Clyne's actions do not suit my feelings! I've got no problem with bros being contract rebel at dumb clubs like Palace or whatever, but it is massive disrespect to do it to us! He should sign new contract immediately, and then vociferously demand transfer in the summer, like Lallana and Schneiderlin done. Where is yo sense of honour, Clyne?

Pfft even I've prob got that many pair of shoes! I don't have quite so many heels tho. I am surprise to find girls having less than 50 pairs tbh, you need to be spending less of yo money buying pap drinks at Farmhouse, and more buying shoes prob

That's prob normal, ain't it? You don't tend to ease CBs in with a 25 minute sub appearance like you do with strikers, for some reason

The advice here is always, check yo pockets! I refer to this important + overlooked Bearsy story from erm 2013:

oh yeah funny how this forum only becomes No Animals when bros are completely routed by faultless bear logic

You ain't proved shit, Smirking. Ur dumb stats assume all shots is Equal, although tbf, Forster is actually at slight disadvantage here, because he is the only keeper that doesn't get to face Our Strikers

I don't think I am v.afflicted with that, I am prob quite Sherlock when it comes to Hints+Clues. Maybe ur on the Spectrum

How do you mean? Give me a hint! Are you meaning bros that can't tell when a girl is interested, which I find bit difficult to believe, or merely bros who can't tell (or choose not to) when bird is not interested, which tbf I see quite often.

Did you not think it disturbing that he's buying these girls lollies? How old is they ffs!

Not me, I like it when it kicks off! I want to see bros pushing & shoving & getting in each others face. I wouldn't send bro off for anything less than a full punch, and only then if he makes a really good connection

tbf I would be similarly suspicious if it was random bloke. I would be thinking, ok I like free drink, but I dunno that I want to be stuck with some randomer for Whole Night. Accepting drink from Complete Stranger is a Social Contract