Bearsy

cheers, my google searches for Lawrie MacRape were proving fruitless!

good old family values! I have never heard bout this, what is this bout pls? Edit: I get text alert when someone mentions rape on the forum

the other thing i was thinking on saturday, when we made 41 passes i was thinking that the only way newcastle could do that is if they let Pardew sit with the player's wives. This is the other thing i was thinking on sat, about pardew and making passes.

I was thinking bout Gaston on saturday, i was thinking that he don't naturally fit into koeman's 4-3-3 system, which is prob why he got shipped out. This is what i was thinking on sat, about gaston.

I was just watching the salmon man on the news. He thinks he is gonna win because Scottish people are dumb and just like to vote yes to things. That's what he said! I spose he was thinking bout when Susan Boyle won x-factor. The salmon man thinks that if the question was phrased different, if it was "Do you want to stay part of UK?" then he would prob lose.

my other amendment is to increase subscription to £10, with the additional £5 credited to bearsy paypal account pls

i like ur manifesto tokyos, but i think that one wordgame per page is too much, surely? I would suggest reducing this by one. Freedom!

named and shamed!

Edit: this is true geordie's rant yo! [video=youtube_share;rTzbEjGq6d0]http://youtu.be/rTzbEjGq6d0?list=UUWaZLW7Bfa83J_h587dH1WQ

I spose ref thought krul punched the ball rather than long, he did give us throw in, or corner, or whatever the **** it was

Lallana starting for Liverpool, if anyone cares

looks like the club are addressing this with violent puppet shows for the yoof

Lol 4-0 just repost it brah! That back heel flick from pelle made me mess my pants!

Think we might need to bring on some more CMs pls, not sure 5 is enough

Pls no he's our most reliable source of points

Goal machine!

All the bros who left in the summer, are beneath us

Mods can you track down the post where I said he "wouldn't get anywhere near double figures" and delete it for me pls

Don't panic guise we're usually better second half. Plenty of time to get double figures.

Did you enjoy David Gray quite so much?

i was hoping to find that OldNick or whoever is actually Jose Fonte

shut up tokyos, I'm still backing England for the win! Come On England!

Wait - we're talking sex appeal right? you don't mean her music, surely?

At 6'2" I reckon i must be the tallest dwarf in the world! I am v.happy with 6'2" tall! If baby jesus came and offered me an extra inch either way I'd be like nah tks brah 6'2" is best height in the world! Sorry to be boastful bout how great it is to be 6'2" tall, but i speak from the heart! I'm also still good hair, but my dad is male pattern bald so i spose i might be too, someday I want to see a photo of bletch's wig pls, i am distrustful of his testimony.