shurlock

You’ve been crying out for two strikers up top; now you’re not happy. Make your mind up pal.

Not sure what game you were watching tbh.

I'd be delighted and relieved that you might feel less need to post, you big wet fanny.

Won v.little in the air (not helped by Boufal's unwillingness to put early balls in); but showed some nice touches on the ground when dropping deeper.

Walcott with a brace.

So is he playing in Spain then?

I guess the phrase 'have several irons in the fire' is a new one for you pal. Its quite common to have a preliminary talks with several parties to gauge interest etc which can be subsequently ramped up at short notice should circumstances change.

A glorified Tadic who's hardly played in the last two seasons.

What's Wes Hoolahan upto?

Exactly #cascadeeffect

Why? Because he was sporting a red mohican and did a medical under the under the cover of darkness on saturday while his missus was shopping for lighting fixtures at the West Quay?

Spot on pal. People were scratching their head at Everton’s transfer strategy of stocking up on AMs and neglecting a replacement for Lukaku

Have you ever thought of starting your own podcast pal? You could call it the Alpine Saint Show -or the ASS, especially as you're full of crap. I'm also sure quite a few posters on here would love to come on the ASS. You'd want to start off small - perhaps invite a few chums like larry12, adrianfc, niceandfriendly and AR-10. Then when you're feeling more relaxed, you could open up the ASS to some bigger, harder hitting posters.

#rip

Is that how you negotiate when someone holds you up at a cashpoint machine in Maidstone town centre on a Saturday night out pal?

Gusss none of those teams have sold anyone of note.

Social media team has to get back to these production values. Gritty and lo-fi.

I give us a 60-65% chance of getting it done. Thought overcoming the player’s resistance to joining the club was a bigger issue and it appears we’ve done that.

At the moment we’re almost completely reliant on Tadic and Boufal for our creativity. We can improvise here and there -push Lemina further up, play Gabbi as one of the three behind the striker etc, though none of these options are proven. The issue is one of personnel and am pretty sure we’d be looking to strengthen this area regardless of league position.

News flash pal: our best players left ages ago.

Another player who got rave reviews in Russia but did f**k all in the Premier League.

Not a great draw - none of the big sides drew each other either.

I wonder if soggy can spot the odd one out.

Decent deal for them. Little or no risk involved.