Legod Third Coming

I know, and yet I have personally written to him to ask him to put in a bid for Ferdinand, Terry or failing that Bobby Moore.

Why? Does the world end tonight? Oh no, don't tell me you're another 2012 merchant...

Every club bar three are selling clubs, and even then, watch Ronaldo go scuttling off to Madrid in June... I don't mind getting a season out of good players. Prefer to keep them. But rather have a season of a Walcott than three of a Jermaine Wright...

Good for you. Put the ticket office staff on the dole to satisfy your little agenda. At Christmas too. Who says there's no heart left eh?

What is the point of survival? Survival, that is the point. FFS. Reminds me of that joke about why Beckham wears an ipod... "breathe in and breathe out..."

What gets me, more than the smoking, is the hunting ban. WTF am I going to do tomorrow now eh??

You go for it, old son. My BAT shares are the only rock in my portfolio!!

So, you are a willing victim of a scam? Good, listen friend, I have this unlce in Nigeria and he has been left $50,000,000. Now, all I need to access this cash, given the constraints of the current regime there, is your bank details...

That is bad, bad news for us. Very bad. Badder than that even.

I wonder (genuinely) if smokers appreciate that nicotine is more addictive than crack cocaine? And while they claim free will and personal choice, they are, in fact, victims of the biggest drug dealers in the world.

Let's assume you're in your forties. And that you do, what, two packs a day? So that's £12 - so £84 nicker a week. So that's about £4,368 a year. Let's say you've got 20 years to go - sorry don't know your current health or weight. Anyway, that's £87,360. So, here's what I propose. Write a cheque to the club for that amount to pay for a decent striker's wages between now and the end of the season. Jump off the Itchen Bridge. Hopefully one of us will stay up. And we'll name a seat after you. Happy New Year.

Good news, or bad, I think he was referring to your wife...

Bob-a-job - how appropriate!!!

The point is we had John who scored. Now we have strikers who don't. Listing all those wonderful players who score and contribute is magic - know any on less than £30k a week?

I know, we have some fans who have no idea that scoring is what a striker is paid to do. Not work, not run around, not paint the stands, not sell tickets or hamburgers or wave at the fans, or take their shirts off. Just scoring goals. Dull but essential.

Who gives a flying t0ss?? Robertson went back and sadly killed someone en route. I'm sure the first thoughts in all the reporters' minds were for the sake of accuracy of his loan deal... you really are past caring about.

You need to get some perspective mate. Some poor fella is dead, depriving a wife and family this year and forever. And you still bang on about spin and Lowe... get some meaning in your sorry life.

I know that word has falled into disrepute and is no longer (if it ever were) politically correct - but sometimes it is the only word to describe someone. Well done.

In money terms, doesn't it go something like: Keegan, Armstrong, Delgado, Delap as record signings?? Anyone care to correct me - please!!!!

Exactly. Not drinking just doing something he thought he could do while driving. We've all been there and been lucky - the radio, the kids, etc. Thoughts and prayers with the victim's family. The young lad should get what he deserves - and that's what a court determines.

We also became a lot of people's second team. That kind of good will is/was invaluable. But these days no-one outside of Bitterne could give a sh!t. That is Lowe's worst legacy no matter what good things he might have done.

I know what you mean. Disappointing with all the money from property investment that things have not changed quicker. I will say that as a non local I have seen improvements over the years. But seeing as I don't live there couldn't judge how these things have been done, whether they are the right things, etc! All I do know is this country/club needs people to grab it by the scruff of the neck right now and my NYR is to be a neck scruff grabber from now on!!!!!!

LOL - no arguments from me pal! But first we need to remove the government, redress global warming, stop the Jews and Arabs tearing the world apart, improve the diabolical road surfaces around Dorking and sort the drains. One step at a time eh...

Seriously, are we expected to believe he knew of Smith at Millwall. Been tracking him from Rotterdam via the Norad Winger Tracker maybe???

Not having a go or taking the proverbial but wasn't it JFK who said "if you want to change the world, change yourself." Stand for election to the local council and CHANGE the city for the better. What can WE do? That's the only attitude which changes anything.