for_heaven's_Saint

Come on then ITKers, what the f*ck is going on? This is beyond a joke now.

This. He's a clown.

Paul Merton certainly seems to think so http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt

Keegan and Shearer- great. Just Shearer- meh.

£5000?! They must be confident!

How does it not make sense? He could succeed just like any other manager. He's done brilliantly at S****horpe, hence why he has been touted for numerous vacant managers jobs in the Championship in the last year, and as such, if we want him we're going to have to pay for him.

The odds still don't necessarily mean anything, even if they've gone to 1/20 or been taken off. Just means a lot of people have put money on him, doesn't mean they're ITK.

The cheap option would be getting an out of work manager, not taking a manager from the league above, having to pay compensation to his current club and probably significantly increase his wages.

Exactly, I'll be pleased if we appoint him.

Cesena's manager, Guly on loan from Cesena, someone looks up the name of their manager and makes up a rumour.

Plus generally regarded as 'midweek'- when our agent friend said the announcement would be.

Yes we may be lacking young 'nurtured' players, but Illingsworth's point is that Adkins would be incapable of managing here because we don't have enough young players, which is moronic. If he wants to say we need more young nurtured players in the squad, fine, but there's no way he can use that against Adkins. If anything his appointment and previous experience with youngsters is likely to improve the amount of youngsters in the first team.

Heard that last week so could be right.

Heard his name mentioned last week so would fit.

I expect if it is MoN he may have some trouble getting them to pay out, as he'd clearly have had inside information.

Was that on his twitter or someone elses?

Ha, he might just really like Winchester.

As much as I would love this to be true, I just can't believe it until we know for sure. Not saying you're lying, just that MoN as our next manager would be too good to be true.

Does the fp in your name stand for Fratton Park?

Please not Phil Brown.

I hear there's a great tanning salon in Eastleigh, explains Brown's presence.

Jose Fonte plays sh#t because Pardew sh#gged his wife. ** **probably not true.

He chews with his mouth open and puts his feet on the coffee table.

Tony Mowbray remains our best realistic option IMO. Hope he's at least been interviewed.

And accidentally added in a bit of guinae pig.