for_heaven's_Saint

Yeah, sure you'll have done fine. What subjects did you do? And where at?

Haha, donating sperm is one of the things I'd never do, just cos I wouldn't want to have kids without knowing about it! Just looked, the one I've been offered is £1125 for 3 nights stay and 2 check up appointments. But, it is a first in human thing, which is what is worrying me.

A lot more than that, mate of mine did one for about £3000 last year.

£1125 for about 4 days stay and a few check ups. That is a massive wedge to me.

How did you feel after your exams? The people who say it is a piece of p*ss as they come out of the exams are always the people who haven't done well in my experience!

That's sort of what I'm thinking at the moment. Will obviously have to check side effects first. Still a bit undecided but it's such quick easy money and I'm skint. Plus I could be saving someone's life.

Anyone done one before? Obviously they're all different and all have risks (I remember the story a few years ago when a few people suffered horrific side effects) just wondering if anyone has any opinion on them as considering it after a mate did one.

Why Gary Madine will be the next big thing: http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/steve-stammers/Why-Gary-Madine-will-be-the-next-big-thing-The-Steve-Stammers-Column-article421695.html

Does it say 'PONCE' on the gate post/pillar?!

Was going to suggest this, they can feed some animals.

Doubt they'd be allowed to tell us these days.

Spose, but I wouldn't exactly class him as a top end Championship striker at the moment, the sort who's going to fire his team to promotion. But who knows.

Unproven above league one, pretty much leaping from league two to the premiership.

Bloody hell, Blackpool aren't exactly setting their sights high are they?

Not available online at the moment.

Thanks for the info Wes. Sounds like a fitting tribute. Was expecting to see 'Oh when the Saints' on the hymn sheet though!

Sauce? We would have sold him as soon as he started looking decent anyway.

Looking good. It would be good if they could section off a big square all the way from the building to the edge of Ted's statue on Saturday so that they can all be put together and people can add to it. I'm sure the Orient players can walk from the car park.

Bit of paper talk about players we've been linked with: Rangers have handed former Sheffield Wednesday winger Etienne Esajas the chance to earn a contract at Ibrox by taking the 25-year-old Dutchman on trial. Leeds manager Simon Grayson is interested in signing former Aston Villa and Manchester City striker Darius Vassell, who is a free agent.

Lol

It's a bit like cutting off someone's leg then offering to buy them crutches really.

Tuuuuuuuunneee?

Perhaps the players' shirts could have a short memorial message embroidered on them, like teams do for cup finals, which could then be auctioned off for a charity that Markus supported.

Derby will consider loan offers for Luke Varney despite the striker making his first start for the club in 15 months on Saturday. Perhaps worth a loan?

We're in league one, no one else cares about us. Case closed.