for_heaven's_Saint

If Pompey were a Mr Man:

I can try but his mannerisms might take a while to master...

Sounds a bit like Theo!

Indeed, and even if they don't get on, surely we could get one of the coaches or other staff, even Cortese to sort a deal. On another note, IIRC Pardew mentioned a phone call with Alex Ferguson in an interview last season and also previously mentioned that whilst AP was out of management, Fergie invited him to come and watch United train for a week, suggesting they are on good terms, maybe even friends? Could perhaps give him a call...

In that case, Saints are in talks with Fulham over bringing Chris Baird back to the club, we have offered Reading £650k for Antonio, and Waigo's agent and Cortese are set to meet for talks today.

How do u even know if u have an infraction?

it's getting a bit worrying but I won't really get concerned until the transfer window shuts.

TBF if I'd paid £60 for something which was nothing like advertised, I'd want it back.

Saint Lambden, your rumour techniques are much like those used by so called 'psychics'; say enough vague stuff and eventually someone will find a tenuous link.

Rui Fonte went on loan to Palace while Jose was there I believe.

Exactly.

I think we should be encouraging new foreign fans and helping them out, not having a go at them.

Ohhhhhhhhhh :-( Guess we might find something out tonight!

Accumulator of: Chelsea to win the Prem. Then, Middlesbrough, Saints, Gillingham and Luton to get promoted (not win league) gives decimal odds of 77.20. Pretty good bet IMO.

Did it really!? I expect with the way we rig votes these days we could get a song to top 3!

Can I have a PM too please? I'm never ITK!

Wonder if Fiorentina would let us have him and Waigo!

Yes, you can buy tickets before the game, best to get there as early as possible to avoid queues. It will cost you 2pounds on top of the normal ticket price. It's about 25 minutes from Station to stadium:

Available on a free

Ha, I just suggested Koren on the HCDAJFU thread!

I see Robert Koren is still a free agent. I know it's unlikely we could get him, but would be a great signing if we could.

May be making an assumption here, but don't think the bloke Pilchards saw was black.

Come on Pilchards- who is it?!!

''We are urgently considering our legal position.'' Yeah, good luck with that.

I vote no!