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If Gibson is considering legal action against anyone it should be against his own first team fitness coach. Those wheezy fuckers can't play for more than 30 mins without cramping up like dogs trying to strain their way through constipation. Perhaps spend less time chasing headlines next season and more time training?

Dear Middlesbrough, stop moaning and making up shit. You didn't lose because of a man in the bushes, or because you chose or agreed to arrive at the ground right in the middle of a fire you'd been stoking all week, or because someone might have said hurty words, or because a ballboy had to explain the multi-ball system to you. You lost because your players aren't fit enough. It's your fault, no one else's, move on and learn from it.

Have they stopped complaining about everything yet? They certainly went fucking quiet when the second goal went in.

He's done, he's just not ready to accept it yet. But in the chart of worst PMs of the last decade he's still not in the medals.

We have no facts yet, and I'm not sure there will be many. Perhaps we should send a couple of players to kickabout outside their hotel then accuse them of looking out of the window at us.... #storminteacupgate

Boss, The Birdwatcher has sent back the tape from Operation Penalty to be transcribed onto a drinks bottle, in code. Testing, one, two, three....first bloke is stepping up, is it their left winger or the fullback, they look the same from up here. He's hit it top right, I think, it's a long way away, fucking sparrows, move! Now a guy with dark hair, he's hit it up the middle, no hang on, he hit it left, the tree's blowing about, what are those two guys doing down there with a chainsaw? Next one, he's gone up the middle, looks like that guy from Eastenders, what was his name? He was in The Bill as well...woooh, no squirrel, get off, shooo, shit, missed that one, the bloke played the villain in the cafe....wow, that was a good one, hard and low, was that him with the tattoos? Oh no, security guard shouting up at me....he's seen me...I'm studying kestrels mate, yeah that told him, next taker, stupid haircut, looks like that one off Loose Women, he's hit the fence with his. No, kestrels, they're endangered, oh, he's got a ladder.....need to eat my green camo tracksuit, start with the badges...name and number, nothing else...

Local paper writes mad stuff to cheer up locals and to distract from the fact that their team failed to win their biggest home game of the season.

It's starting to unravel a bit for Nige, his plan to stop free healthcare, his Russian backers and now his close relationship to Crypto, all exposed along with his promise to open up London to them in return for backhanders. His judgement? He's got a Bitcoin business with Kwarteng and he's a puppet for Trump...a guy who wants us to hand over The Falklands to Argentina. Man of the people? Worth a try? A new direction? He's different, he's not just like the rest of them, yeah, he's worse and literally has the worst players from the same team that has already failed. Smoke, mirrors, racism and dirty money - don't be fooled again.

It's a tight tussle between Farage and Tice as to who's given the least plausible explanation over their shady financial affairs. Farage probably wins by default as he's dodged scrutiny and hidden from awkward interviews this week. He just needs to hide in a fucking fridge and we're back at square one.

That penalty is one of the worst decisions of all time. In an era when refereeing incompetence is accepted as part of our daily routine, those guys today really have made the likes of Kevin Friend and Mike Dean just look like normal people who were unfortunate on rare occasions to make honest mistakes. Astonishing that rather than sorting out the huge fuck-up, VAR doubled down on it.

I've just been over to the monitor and had a look... In the circumstances reasonable force was used, they clearly got the ball, the Met can have as many free-kicks as they want on this occasion. Yellow card to the opposition player for diving.

I couldn't see it last night but incredible save by Peretz at the end - he's pretty special. Larin's early shot, his hooked effort tipped over and the finish for his goal - he's a proper striker. Maybe our recruitment dept has turned a corner...

Profits at BP's customers and products division, which includes its oil trading unit, surged to $2.5bn compared with just $103m a year ago. Just take in those figures for a moment....an astonishing increase. As you stand there filling your car and the fuel pump ticks up to £100, do you get the feeling we're being played? Crude price rises imposed immediately, pricedrops delayed, Trump in bed with the oil companies and in complete control of the fluctuations and personally benefiting from the profits...

The main was rather hurried and the dessert didn't even arrive, the host was helped off to the toilet, fell over and didn't return, a disappointing meal. 1/5.

It wasn't to be - but that incredible moment when Azaz curled it into the corner will live with me for a long time.

Travel well my yellowy friends, see you there. ✊

Starmer is the worst PM in history, scream people still embarrassed about themselves voting for two of the last three. Yes, he's been a right twat on this one, and a few other things, and he's doing a pretty crap job, but he's only just on the podium for the worst in the last twenty years, and that's if you ignore the darker aspects of Cameron's business dealings. Looking forward, if Reform get in, Starmer will be shunted out of the medals.

That volley was special so I might accept the goal deserved it, but to exclude all our players from the team and to include the managers of Hull and Boro with no mention of the guy with the best record behind Lampard is laughable. To dish out any awards now is also ridiculous - if Millwall make automatic promotion their manager has done a better job with resources than Lampard.

Tice is drowning in his own tax affairs.

Yeah I can't see where Millwall are going to drop a point. But we'll be in good nick for the play-offs.

A training match where first gear was sufficient, good use of the squad, nice job. Next.

He might have struggled with recruitment at times but Transformer was his finest moment - a seminal album.

Trump's blatant manipulating of the markets for personal gain over the last few weeks has been so obvious even the thickest voter must wonder what they've signed up for. This is just business to him - every presidential decision is being made to benefit the Trump organisation. Genuine question - is there anyone left who thinks he isn't corrupt and suffering from some mental issues?

Really difficult to choose one, so many contenders, but I agree with above, Peretz is the guy who has made the most difference - the defence has been a revelation since his introduction and that stability has turned the pressure onto the opposition goal.

What a night.