EastleighSoulBoy

Haven't suffered a Christmas, or New Year, with the Outlaw Female for eleven years now. Thanks to the Ex (She did get one thing right!)

Can we really believe this just because it's in the daily hate? Conversely, it is good to know that the manager and his club were accurately named in some web forums.

The biggest 'home' gates ever in their recent history and all at SMS. How ironic would that be!

Any possible profit would be eaten up by: 1. Policing costs as they would have problems at every one of their games. 2. The cost of cleaning the seat after Mr PFC Wetpants had rung the life out of his dong in situ. Not a chance in hell I say.

To be fair to those blue few still posting here, I don't think they really expect anything bar a right royal p!55 take from us lot now. If they did then they would have not bothered coming back, a bit like the Ho. Those remaining have had a good laugh at our expense but did so knowing that these things have a habit of biting you on the bum. Fair play to them.

The pet skates who work at the same place as me refuse to discuss anything Portsmyth with me. I do wonder how they may have chuckled at our impending demise back during the last two years or so. I really don't want them out of existence, totally. For them to be suffering and walking about all sheepish while I loudly read the latest match report would be enjoyable though.

It's Christmas time and there's no time to be afraid. Oh!

Al dente - as the Italians say, to the teeth. Which is why I prefer broccoli stalks rather than the florets. Merry Christmas

Oh yes! B&S, Boiled Bacon, pickle, picallili, beer. Yummity, yummity in my tummity!

Where's the tongue in cheek, smiley, winky thingy?

Fish fingers all over his bell end......oooooh yuck!

They'll not find them as they are gone with the wind.

To which the riposte is usually 'But there's a me in it' Keep me in the loop is another I find boring and I get annoyed to find myself using it.

What are all those flashing lights outside? They're not the neighbours Christmas lights, and why are those men, with SWAT on their vests, crouching and pointing guns at me?

I don't have any brains....

I have loved these fine vegetables since a very early age. They are a staple of the roast dinner in this house. Asda have been selling large bags (1.5Kg ?) all week for 87p. Bargainous, even if I say so myself!

I am one of those Zombies!

Roast Beef, roast potatoes, swede (mashed with pepper and butter), carrots, cauliflower, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, stringless green beans, garden peas, cabbage, Yorkshire pudding and onion gravy (home made). Individual Christmas pudding (I'm the only one who likes it here!) Jamesons Fosters Wine Sleep

We were there, at the till, at 09.30 today. It was already warming up. I have been going there at 23.40 when I am on the late shift, saves a lot of hassle and most of the public seem to be well mannered and polite. Certainly no punch ups!

Persactly! How long have we all had to prepare for Christmas? More importantly, How long are the shops shut for? Most are open on Sunday! We have been stocking up on long shelf life stuff and non perishables since mid November. Apart from Milk and Veg we will not need to shop until early January now.

Can't help but agree with you mate but, please, do be prepared for incoming!

"There is no such thing as bad publicity....." Brendan Behan Go read the rest of it if you want a pick me up! http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/b/brendanbeh103369.html

I believe it's jarpie? from Plaasjarpie - farmboy? I'm sure that there are many nice ones but, as yet, I have never met one! Cue links to youtube.

Meh, nostalgia ain't wot it used to be.