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It may be 'correct' in the way you mean it - which isn't saying much. Sex isn't only for reproduction, you know. Or haven't you discovered that yet? To other sentients, your statement is pretty meaningless. If by 'natural' you mean 'found in the natural world', there are plenty of examples of homosexual behaviour, including among genetically our nearest relatives, bonobos. They go at it hammer and tongs, regardless of the sex of the partner.

The lefty veggie who runs the large multinational company, you mean?

So no child adoption. What else?

Not half as much as we chuckle at your illiteracy.

That's what they all say. Cough up, hypo. We want to hear of all your misdeeds so we can line up and condemn them as if we, like you, were in Salem.

Still using that cardboard? Or still learning to read?

You should write dialogue for Greg Fokker.

Still waiting for that list of your indiscretions Hypo. Must be a long one for you to have taken so many hours to produce it.

Actually that happened to me. I must be more careful.

So while those who supported the students' cause have already condemned the violence (only you chose not to see that to suit your bilious point of view), you have still failed to condemn the violence that was visited on Asian men and woman and their businesses and property at EVERY EDL 'rally' (ie gang meet-up).

Funny. The difference between you and Deppo is that he winds you up and you do it to yourself. You presented the stupidity of someone else as widespread. It is idiotic to suggest that it is now 'PC' to say 'coffee with milk'. Utter crap, and I'm sure there is a grain of sense in you that recognises it. And the second fantasy of yours, on which you didn't comment? I imagine from the tenor of your vitriolic little gems that you suffer from high blood pressure. Calm down, otherwise you'll explode and we'll have to get Mr Wolfe out.

Before you hyperventilate your brain into total annihilation, you were called an idiot, I think, for basically just making stuff up to wind yourself up! Well done, on that score. Two examples of self-generated fantasies: 'coffee with milk' can be said; 'black coffee' cannot. Hilarious. And 'no one condemned the violence of the student protest.' Of course they did, but you didn't see it because you view every message on here with a little bit of flea-bitten cardboard held up to your eyes to screen out the bits you don't want to read in case you disappear in a malodorous puff.

And one with an oddly homoerotic avatar.

I wouldn't have expected you to have grasped this simple point: tolerance tolerates anything BUT intolerance. Smashing the faces of young Asian women, attacking Asian businesses, trashing Asian houses, attacking anyone with a brown face in the safety of numbers, ad nauseum, is presumably your idea of freely expressed opinion. So simple to any sentient being - though not you, evidently.

Utterly, freakishly even by your standards, meaningless. The only thing I complain about is your consistent inability to follow a simple argument. It's depressing but nonetheless true that any debate on here involving you is nothing more than an attempt by you to rant and wail about something you expect - demand - everyone to either wave their collective pitchforks at, or declare their supposedly morally bankrupt colours by disagreeing with you. As I've said before, it's just the lazy, undeveloped mind of an immature bully. All of your arguments - to grant them a status they don't deserve - consist simply of an invitation to condemn someone or a group of people who fall outside your curious and 1950s-grey view of life. Who the hell would want to be in your gang?

If you look around that miserablist gutter, you'll find you're the only one there. The rest of us our having fun in ways of our own choosing. You sound like you're in desperate need of some happy pills.

I didn't have you down as a comedian, but that's pretty good.

Okay, so you're not trying to commit the awful offence of adopting a child. Please list all of your other transgressions so that we may pass judgement on them.

So you're exempt from the standards your holding EJ to? What is hypo short for?

I think the flowers thing is disgraceful. But I keep coming back to this, because EJ is a celebrity and you're anything but. If your life were scrutinised to that extent, would you be so high and mighty?

That's fine, so long as you recognise your view is worth jack**** - even 'fundamental' jack****. I love the 'knowing what he's done in the past' bit. Pontificating and taking the moral high ground is reserved for Saints (in the spiritual sense, not the football one) - rather than morally compromised posters on here.

Hypo, get a life of your own and stop trying to lives of others. Sloping along in the wake of the wafer-thin mind of Turkish makes you look even worse than usual. Such righteous indignation sits not so well with that fundamental Christian value expressed in 'he who casts the first stone...' Wouldn't you think? And are you so absolutely sure that your own life lives up to the morally and ethnically cleansed standards of those two almighty paragons of high virtue, dune and turkish?

I don't work for the Telegraph, so I can't tell you where they found their 'anonymous' source.

It's only of any concern to pitchfork enthusiasts and desperately immature bullies.

A pro-Nazi moderate patriot. Yes, that makes sense.