ChrisPY

I think we can all agree we shouldn’t be waiting for the outcome of any trial before ensuring there’s a minute silence before the start of all first games across the 25/26 football league season.

Two or three good ones will do so at least one signing is needed.

In 2021, London was home to approximately 142,000 Nigerian nationals and 63,000 Ghanaian nationals. These figures represent the second and third largest non-British nationalities in London.

Every time our manager gets up from his seat in the dugout. ’Will Still’s standing, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Will Still’s standing, Yeah, yeah, yeah‘

You’re welcome.

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I’m fairly sure you could swap the teams in the Europa League Final and Championship Play Off Final without anyone noticing. (Aside from things like ‘Mount’s doing alright tonight but why’s he got Brereton Diaz on his back?’)

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I’m not sure sucking a cock is always classed as a BJ. Some cocksuckers have different responsibilities so I’d need to check with ChatGPT.

Range between 4-7 inches so the ratio remains as you’d see on a normal fingered hand from thumb to pinky. Girth would follow the same rules so the thumb is likely to be short but wide.

Would you rather have penises for fingers or a pinky finger for a penis?

I didn’t say you did.

It’s not down to him to prove or explain why the existence of a fit between Still and Southampton doesn’t exist.

Bad light stops play.

Don’t think it’ll solve any VAR issue as it’ll just switch to checking if the defender’s big toe is playing the attacker onside.