RonManager

A small amount of high explosive will - a) scare off the sparrow, and b) allow extra ventilation on these hot summer nights.

Wll dne -kp eet pu.

More thrilling predictions tomorrow!!

Perhaps a strong wind will blow up and Cesar will sail off over the stands and out of the ground! Memories of Sepp Maier.

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Yep, maaaajor upset!

Major upset on the cards here. You mark my words.

I once spent an entertaining half-hour in The Crescent with a grey squirrel in 1979. This forum is brilliant for making me remember stuff I'd forgotten.

Least wind resistance.

No, it doesn't mean 'you smug c*nt'. Have another go, it's free.

I like your thinking. I think.

ENGLAND. Forget what Capello says, simply follow the advice given in the World in Motion John Barnes rap to ensure victory in the future.

FABIO CAPELLO. Prove to your doubters that there are no easy games at international level by losing to Germany on Sunday FABIO CAPELLO: Continue making good money after today by offering to act as the stand-in for Mel B on Bo Selecta

3-1 cracker

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GolGolGolGolGolGolGol --GGGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL 2-0 Higuane.

GolGolGolGolGolGolGol --GGGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL Tevez 1-0.

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Come on you AlbiCeleste!!!!

It is very much the 'Curate's Egg' - good in parts, but 'the worst on the internet?' - let us know when you've tried every other booking form.

Get in Ghana - f*ck off USA!!!

Plus qualifiers in between. In fact international football is rarely off the map.

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New series of the IT Crowd tonight. W00t.

Luckily I fell asleep during the second half. I had a brief dream of England playing Holland in the final. Could it be?