I have your scarf.
There is no ransom demand.
I will tonight take it up onto the moor, and at midnight I will set it ablaze, dancing naked around it whilst it burns to the ground.
Some local badgers will be in attendance.
Kind Regards.
A pheasant looked at me funny from the grass verge just now as I was driving out of Bampton (or Bamp'n as the locals call it) on the B3227 towards Wiveliscombe (or Wivey as the locals call it).
Basterd.
Adverts where the advertisers try to convince us that the actors used are 'real ordinary people just like us, honestly'.
I make a point of never buying any of these advertisers' products.
Matt Le Tissier @mattletiss751m
“@elnino550: @mattletiss7 When will be your first game Matt?” Think im in the squad sunday 14th raynes park vale in guernsey
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Matt Le Tissier @mattletiss747m
“@richardmatt1982: @mattletiss7 will you be taking over the penalty duties?” I wouldnt be so rude! (Unless @RossAllen10 lets me)
Richard chaplow @Rchap048m
Lower than a snakes belly #gutted just been that sort of season for me!! Don't know how bad it is yet till scan, but it doesn't feel great
BBC Sport @BBCSport3m
Former Southampton playmaker Matt Le Tissier, 44, has been registered as a player by Guernsey FC because of their fixtures pile-up #saintsfc