RonManager

He's a plumber, lives down my street. Free estimates.

Time Bandits

'Drinking in the stands, Drinking in the stands, We shall come rejoicing, Drinking in the stands'.

Be a rum do sez Oye. Eeyarrrrrrrrrr.

Les Mots Juste, mon Brave. Vive le Deppo! Vive le satire!

I've got a comb and some shiny toilet paper.

That's pretty much it for me then. Since i've been on here i've seen 6 of the most entertaining posters get banned one by one.

Poor old Theo getting an absolute hammering on Twitter.

I'd like to display my incompetence openly, but I'm too incompetent.

So you can say 'that's a nice pair' rather than 'thats a nice sextuplet'

Gorrits tits oot for the lads an everythin reet at the end layk ya naar.

The spider and I spent the afternoon lazing on the hot tin roof of the shed watching the trains arriving and leaving Southall station. I dozed off. When I awoke the spider had gone.

http://twitter.com/#!/TheBig_Sam

A Curate's egg today. 1. A spider ran headlong into my freshly laid and perfect white mastic bead. It was stuck. 2. Deftly I helped it free itself and then I smiled as it wandered off with 8 white boots on its slender legs.

Les mots juste - Bravo!!

Just how does one 'lug' something?

Always involved in some scam or other. Bastards.

fail!!!

Tabb sent off

Bloke I'm working with is a staunch Reading fan. I've warned him that they need to win today or they can kiss goodbye to 6 points next season.

Ruts DC - Rhythm Collision, after the death of Malcolm Owen, mostly reggae instrumental and damn good stuff.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2366512,00.html

tcwtb.