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  1. dune

    The 90's

    WTF, I start a thread on the 90's and all the old codgers start talking about the 60's 70's 80's.
  2. It is called tomato sauce by me.
  3. He's not fit to wear the shirt. Playing for England should make you feel proud and i'd really belt out god save the queen. I know i've already said this, but it really winds me up seeing shrek doing nothing when all the others sing. Who does he ****ing think he is, ****.
  4. Edit, soz, g0otta not be a cvnt.
  5. Yeah but it's difficult for them. You see they a proper fans and the best in the league, what they get is quality not quantity.
  6. Stick with BT - you get what you pay for.
  7. Are you a ****in homophobe lembit. We all know you never nailed the weird think that was once described as a girl and cheeky, deffo gotta nail either of em, and them having no brains is a big advantages as women like do as they are told and are therefore sexier and you can tell really **** things, and you get puppy dog eyes back, and reward them by letting them practice making a cup of tea. You see Johnny (and you'll always be in my shadow) you couldn't even hold onto a cheeky girl, so I'm gonna get you settled down with a woman that is a proper thinko but who is well trained in domestic service, and a reasonable, if a bit wobbly, ride in Bed. Johnny meet Diane Abbott.
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    Belguim

    Is Mrs Boj frog speaking or Flemish? You may be wondering howI know she's belgian. Well it's a very long story, and we could discuss it for hours, but this info came like a bolt from the blue and even now i'm struggling to piece tother thiis tangled web of intrigue, with the answer always a google , but ignore the feelings of the question, as is so often the case, and you leave it feeling unwanted and just a question with no other recognition or gratitude, oh **** no Answer gets all the thanks however neith Question nor the smug little cvnt answer can say a word. Really fcking ace to put Answer in his play and then, and maybe give Question a little cup of tea (he's a bi quiet when he's cos of bulling of question) but despite of everything thje source pof the revelation was maybe in the old testament of if not the new testament. Both books ontain magic spells and if you like the pages they are laced with LSD which really brings the sory of jesus (na na, Jesus is the brat) for get Jesus and let's talkabour Joseph was wasn't a shepherd, he was a gypsy from Side and even by Turkish stands he was a scabby and dirty and his pants smelt of diahorea despite his ***** cleaning them. One day punched her in the face really hard and she soon learnt her lesson, that woman are put on earth to serve men, and so t was this downtrodden dirty wench get me thinking about christmas pantomines, and this year with the help of question and answer we'd planned to do Frog and his Froggy Friends and the Belgian mandolin, but we needed someone Englsih, the sort who wouldn't sack his mates, or ever miss an opportunity to tell a rib tickler, and who has that look thatb makes ya think ive seen that really trendy goatee b4. It works a ****ing dream and Boj has us all in stitches - there was this one time when all the mods were offline at the same time, omfg, it was a right rumble, but this geezer called Stanley I thought was really interesting and he showed interest in me - which activated defence barriers against any non programable characteristics, but then I just said to Boj, you a missus, and he said yeah she's belgian.
  9. Both of whom are rich manufacuring powerhouses, governed in a pruddent and right wing way. Britain could have grown into a country like Germany if only bastards hadn't cust 100 years wealth fighting them a your bloody labour hadn't given away our beautifu empire
  10. dune

    The 90's

    Was this your time? If so talk about it.
  11. Spot on. He doesn't evn sing te national anthem. He's an utter **** imo.
  12. Std
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    Belguim

    Tried it it doesn't work. Stand in front of a mirror and say devil 35 and your face will change ~ it's a ****ing fact
  14. That'll teach u for being a cvnt and not wearing black boots, and ur ****ing next with ur poncey white slippers
  15. I wantses the precious.
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    Belguim

    I used fancy going to Amsterdam, but it was always the opinion of friends and myself that the drugs were better here so never bothered. Been to Glasgow, Manchester, Liverpool. Middlesbrough, Stafford, London, Brum, southampton, Bournemouth, Reading etc etc on the **** and to be honest I always found what would be considered the town that's the biggest ****hole to be the best nights out. A certain night out in Mcr after footie and a certain gloopy mixture i'd make earlier (m.mushrooms were legal then) and I have never in my life been so utterly ****ed up. One of the best nights ever. San Antonio - Ibiza the best place i've ever been to abroad. If you're young you must do holidays like that.
  17. I still think we're missing Chris Marsden. We've not had a decent captain since.
  18. Good if it happens, and even better if after it's happened he's left to rot in the reserves. Hate the cvnt with a passion and If I never see that fat freckled face again it'll be too soon.
  19. I'll get over it. I'll blow you a kiss.
  20. dune

    Shares

    Join this. I have and it's dead easy. Cost you £7.50 or 1% (whichever is greatest) per transaction of shares and you get taxed and **** a few more pence. What this fee essentially means is that you're prudent to purchase in £750+ batches to spread the brokers fee better and you can even pay in (wit ur debit card) a bit here and there to ur share account cash bank and build it up there. There is a another fee of sumthing like £2 a quarter - so peanuts. Join up fella and ping me some PM's when you have cos i'm still learnng too. Also there is a forum, but for some reason i can't log on https://www.share.com/a/index.html
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    Belguim

    What is there to do? I'm genuinely inteeted becos Brussells is always a place that I thought sounded dull.
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