Master Bates

Then lots of people will be getting delayed infractions for the Michael Jackson kiddy jokes.

Not if you re-read the post.

Yeah I know, believe last time was 2003.

Fair play Leeds, we didn't want it

Died at 33 yrs old, what a bummer.

Has anyone mentioned: He runs down the leeeeeeeeeeft, he runs down the riiiiiiiiiight, Oh Papa Waigo, he is dynamite.

Pretty sure they'll have highlights Sunday on BBC 2.

Man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. "You're in luck" replied the librarian, "some bald bloke's just brought it back".

Squads announced: Mick Potter will choose from: 1. Paul Wellens, 2. Ade Gardner, 3. Matt Gidley, 5. Francis Meli, 6. Leon Pryce, 7. Sean Long, 9. Keiron Cunningham, 10. James Graham, 11. Lee Gilmour, 12. Jon Wilkin, 13. Chris Flannery, 14. James Roby, 15. Bryn Hargreaves, 16. Tony Puletua, 17. Paul Clough, 18. Kyle Eastmond, 23. Maurie Fa’asavalu, 24. Andrew Dixon, 28. Matty Ashurst. Leeds’ Head Coach, Brian McClennan, will choose from: 1. Brent Webb, 2. Scott Donald, 3. Lee Smith, 4. Keith Senior, 5. Ryan Hall, 6. Danny McGuire, 7. Rob Burrow, 8. Kylie Leuluai, 10. Jamie Peaco.ck, 11. Jamie Jones-Buchanan, 12. Ali Lauitiiti, 13. Kevin Sinfield, 14. Matt Diskin, 16. Ryan Bailey, 17. Ian Kirke, 18. Carl Ablett, 19. Luke Burgess, 21. Simon Worrall, 23. Kallum Watkins. Referee for the game, which kicks off at 6pm is Steve Ganson.

The original goes "Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh ( way-ooh)" Therefore it should go "Boom boom boom let me here you say Wai-go (Wai-go)" as you're asking them to say 'Waigo'. Would be a bit wierd if you ask them to say 'Papa' and then everyone responds with 'Waigo'. You see? "DO DO DO DO, PAPA WAIGO, DO DO DO DO, PAPA WAIGO"

Yeah, i'm sorry about that

A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't f*ck you if you were the last person alive." Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?" Wiped the smug look off her face.

Epically

Hey! I don't remember putting out a team that was beaten by a lower league opponent, then again, I don't remember what I done last night let alone something from decades ago.

Happy Birthday TVR & Happy Birthday to Jillyanne.

Nice that they showed all the penalties.

Mine are all food related. Since moving jobs to Shirley Road I have been able to try very different foods, which are as follows. Warm Mango Flavoured crisps by Lays - different, nice to begin with, but after a few they taste rank. Cheeseburger flavoured crisps by Nobby's - tastes foul, do not recommend. Cheese & Ham toasties by Directors Cut - a very nice tasty snack to eat anytime Peter's Sausage & Bean slice - not as tasty as I thought it would be, the beans don't really have much taste. Malaga Czekoladki nadziewane by Wawel - surprising nice. Dark chocolate with a creamy caramel filling with currants. Would love to try 'Tiki Taki' next.

I used to say 'simple' at the end of most sentences, since the meerkat thing i've stopped so people don't think i'm being a sad little ***** by copying an unimaginative figure head.

Obviously the page. Funny stuff though.

Going to be quite an exciting match if the first game we played each other this season is anything to go by. An emotional day too for both sets of fans, Sean Long (13yrs service) bows out to join Hull, whilst a Leeds players bows out to join Rugby Union. Being biased, i'm going for a St Helens win, who's with me?

Do you still dress up as Santa for the kiddywinks?