Master Bates

Glory glory what a horrible way to die When you're hanging by your b0llocks and you don't know how to fly (sorry, couldn't help it, great ditty)

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4049130.A_woman_of_81_trapped_in_her_bath_for_8_days/

The man from Fantasy Island's died too. 1920 - 2009 LOS ANGELES -- Ricardo Montalban, the Mexican-born actor who became a star in splashy MGM musicals and later as the wish-fulfilling Mr. Roarke in TV's "Fantasy Island," died Wednesday morning at his home, a city councilman said. He was 88. Montalban's death was announced at a meeting of the city council by president Eric Garcetti, who represents the district where the actor lived. Garcetti did not give a cause of death. "The Ricardo Montalban Theatre in my Council District - where the next generations of performers participate in plays, musicals, and concerts - stands as a fitting tribute to this consummate performer," Garcetti said later in a written statement. Montalban had been a star in Mexican movies when MGM brought him to Hollywood in 1946. He was cast in the leading role opposite Esther Williams in "Fiesta." He also starred with the swimming beauty in "On an Island with You" and "Neptune's Daughter." A later generation knew Montalban as the faintly mysterious, white-suited Mr. Roarke, who presided over an island resort where visitors were able to fulfill their lifelong dreams. "Fantasy Island" received high ratings for most of its 1978-1984 span on ABC television and still appears in reruns. In a 1978 interview, he analyzed the series' success: "What is appealing is the idea of attaining the unattainable and learning from it. Once you obtain a fantasy it becomes a reality, and that reality is not as exciting as your fantasy. Through the fantasies you learn to appreciate your own realities."

Ha ha ha, you have grapes they're fun trust me, i've called them Splurge & Dushen

Yeah, she slipped and fell in the bath, her legs decomposed in the water! ewwwwwwwww!

An 81 year old woman stuck in the bath for 8 days!!! Ferck that sh!t!

See #10

I normally get correspondence, both times.

Oh my fecking god, you can't even image google Doctor without rudeys poppin up.

Everytime I went to Grapes before an evening match we'd win, that was only 4 times.

So do we.

Dos Santos of Spurs?

Nothing.

People who drink too much coffee could start seeing ghosts or hearing strange voices, UK research has suggested. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7827761.stm

Dot Cotton's grand daughter??

New story line RE massage parlour this week, and yes the new actress would get it (Finn Atkins).

Nah don't, we need another thread with her mug shot on. Hey simon, image google her name (safe search off )

his loving wife....fair play to the bloke Full Saints Web comments here http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=163184#post163184

The Prince of Wales refers to an Asian member of his polo club as "Sooty", it has emerged days after the row over Prince Harry's use of a racist term. Prince Charles uses the term as an "affectionate nickname", a member of the Gloucestershire club told the BBC. Clarence House refused to comment on the claims but said to suggest Charles was racist was "completely ridiculous". http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7826701.stm What's next, does the Queen have a friend who's ********* that she calls ********???

Shows how many times I go to the doctors.

Is Bitterne Brewery not the one by the Doctors surgery etc, whilst The Big Cheese or whatever it's called now on the roundabout?

Just stick to Hollyoaks.

I had my fingers crossed

MODS/ADMIN Close this thread. Many thanks. And for those that have never seen 'bridge too far':

Ah good point, I was told it was seen Sky Sports News, will double check.