Master Bates

Jealousy gets you everywhere.

But it's free!!!

How can I come back on that one? um..................

No wai! soaks up all the milk and you're left with a type of gluey/cement mix.

Fancy coming back to mine tonight

Normally chocolate porridge. Also, it's nice to throw in 2 squares of dairy milk.

I have a stone to chuck at your head, haven't done that to anyone in a while Anyways, must go, must call someone a vomitrocious humped back, club footed, lollipoop lickin', pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim loser.

I've only ever walked past.

Great comedy imo.

I always thought the most popular was loyalsaints

Scooby Doo, Where Are You!

It's a conspiracy.

Beer, Devon Part of the East Devon World Heritage Coast Down in Devon, down in Devon, There's a village by the sea, It's a little piece of heaven And the angels call it Beer!

. . . . . . . . . . . . she refuses to swallow

Get drunk, put a cone on your head and run around on the motorway, oh wait............................

Do not want :smt027

I have a hole in my skin for the poppy to stand in.

Take off safe search, find it on the top row of pics.

I see nothing. 10 fails for you.

Bedfords £2.10 a pint

Very nice with ketchup.

I google imaged 'Creme Caramels', i'm now off to make some 'creme' of my own. Sir, I salute you.

Good news, cheers Jammy.