Master Bates

Yes he is, you should see the size of his motor he has to drive due to it :shock:

Does weed count or is it only food related?

I prefer spicy cheese on my crackers. This guy prefers a bit of Wenslydale

Whooooooooooooooooooooosh And next time be a bit more suttle.

:smt110

Can't see her foo foo through her flab springs to mind.

Saw 5 is how it ends, Saw 6 tells you how it fully began and then that's the end

Didn't see that one.

Did I spell capiche right? Capiche? I googled it

In a public toilet? I don't think you'll find any brushes.

Why haven't any Wa(l)ter Mitty's posted yet?

It was intentional yes. I was gonna go with "on a lighter note, Jade Goody has cancer" but thought i'd go with the suttle "another cancer joke, oh goody". Capiche?

I thought you were too old to bend :shock:

No cause Goody doesn't have heart disease.

Grrrr!!!!!

Another cancer joke, oh goody.

After just dropping a tenner down a p*ss full toilet I ask you all, what's the LEAST amount of money you would take out of a toilet? For me it would be £2, I wouldn't put my hand down the toilet for a quid, not worth it.

It definitely is 'sentence' and not 'sentance'.

Tis a fun fun site.

Can't believe it's not out for another year http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1725168/saw_6_movie_preview/

Dry humour, great.

2 years in prison after being found guilty of corruption. Light sentence?