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My predictions: McCarthy - Retires/stays on a 3rd keeper Roerslev - Is he fit? Presumably he'll stay Manning - Stay Downes - Stay, unless Ipswich come back in for him, or West Ham perhaps...? Stephens - Stay Harwood-Bellis - Sold Aribo - Hahahaha. Contract up I think? At least his wages will be freed up. Smallbone - Stay Larin - I'd like to think we'd sign him and stay but we'll see. Azaz - Stay Stewart - Hope he stays. Scienza - I think we'll get an offer that we can't refuse and he'll be off. Good luck to him Bree - Stay I hope. Wood - Stay Quarshie - Stay Fellows - Stay Archer - Stay unless he wants more first team football Jander - Probably sold, hopefully at a decent profit. Charlie Taylor - I'll assume he'll be released BBD - Sold I hope. Edozie - Sold Charles - Sold unfortunately Matsuki - Stay Romeu - Retires Bazunu - Just go. Please. Jamie Jones - Lol Welington - If he wants to stay then great but if there's interest from Brazil I think we'll sell him Jelert - Back to Turkey Peretz - Want him to stay, think it depends very heavily on whether there is interest from other teams or if his only option is target practice for Harry Kane Jay Robinson - Stay, shame about his injuries but think he can be a big player for us next year Bragg - Stay Sugawara - Sold ASAP Downs - He'll get another chance but I'm not optimistic he's improved at all. Ramsdale - Assume someone somewhere will want him but not sure what his options are tbh. Juan Larios - ??? So out of all of that, I think from the current first team, THB, Jander, Charles and Scienza almostly certainly we sell. Jander as well possibly. Hopefully that will balance the books somewhat, along with Ramsdale if we can find a buyer, and then a few other deadwood to get rid of, and then we can rebuild. CM seems like a bit of a weak area but at least we have Smallbone back.

It'll be interesting to see who Burnley go for, I imagine we'll be fishing in a very similar pool

I'd say Leicester and Portsmouth have had it worse in recent years. We've not quite sunk (yet) to their lows and in all honesty I don't think we will next season.

When we sack Tonda then the path to redemption begins, the footballing world will quickly move on, especially with a new manager and a load of new signings.

If Spors stays, and apparently he isn't implicated, then someone from Germany would be my guess.

I've never claimed to be ITK, I didn't have a clue what was going on. Obviously we're all having a bit too much fun and a laugh on here for your tastes so crawl back into your hole.

Given their track record that's bad news for us. I hope the Boro fans are shitting themselves in any case.

A bit like this season how we seemed to kick into gear after a team opened the scoring...

Whatever the outcome and I'm not expecting good news, we've had a good laugh over the past few days, this has cheered me up after a depressing few hours trying to ignore texts from the entire world

I'm going for an announcement at 7.20pm, just to rub salt into the wounds

I see Hull are threatening legal action too but over the decision to reinstate Boro lol. I'd like to see Gibbo try to take on these Turkish owners of theirs

He's right, it is unprecedented and disproportionate. Whether or not anything will happen though, I'm not optimistic.

Flynn Downes would be sent off immediately

Can someone lobby Rishi and his wife to make Dragan an offer he can't refuse? Any other wealthy Southampton fans we know of?

Tonda has to be sacked. He can be the fall guy and I think the footballing world will move on fairly quickly.