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Asked AI to come up with a film poster based on the fan reaction to a lengthy ban and this is what it came up with

When can we expect an official announcement, do you know?

Harry Redknapp. He has unfinished business here

I have it on good authority that we're going to fucking smash the skates

I wouldn't want to be the first opposition team to play us at St Mary's if Tonda does get a further ban

Looking through previous FA disciplinary announcements (our friend Neil Harris features at least twice recently...) they announce the decisions at random times. 9am, 1pm, as late as 6pm. Who knows when we'll hear

What punishment would the club likely accept and not appeal? A one month ban? A touchline/stadium ban?

Just reading up about this Canada drone scandal which often gets dragged up. From what I can gather, during the investigation it was discovered that the incident during the Olympics wasn't a one off and that it had been happening over a much longer period. So that's where the 12 month ban for the manager came in. If it just these three incidents we're involved then maybe a total ban won't be applied. Ignoring the noise and hyperbole, it seems to me from most normal, neutral fans that the appropriate sanction is a touchline ban and a large fine. We'll see what happens today.

Francis Benali is a regular panel member of these disciplinary hearings. Obviously he wouldn't be allowed to sit on this one but I hope he's given advice to Tonda on how to prepare

I think the front of the upper tier was blocked out. From memory all of the bottom tier was available when I logged on at 9.30am. Happy to be corrected

Think it's down to the home club how they issue the tickets. Not sure they won't work through the app but I guess there's some sort of technical reason why

Get Rob Edwards in if we have to, he's a bit more defensive minded so hopefully can stop us leaking the stupid goals. It would also have the added benefit of severely winding up the cry babies in North Yorkshire.

I can see it now. A 9 game ban handed out (3 for each incident) - stadium/touchline, depends how tough the FA want to be. That would put him back in the dugout for the 10th game which is against.... Middlesbrough

The entire media attention over this has been way over the top. Nobody mentions Chelsea's 74 financial charges and how they somehow got away with a slap on the wrist. It's an absolute disgrace.

Any references to our spying should be met with their wrongdoing. Let's start with them taking money off charities - and not a one-off either https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/portsmouth-steep-new-low-pocketing-3359282 https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9703112.portsmouth-fc-owes-more-than-8000-to-charities/