Pamplemousse

I am going to be spending all day on Friday winding up the bin dippers on Twitter

Poor jonnoquick, his ITK status has been shattered completely. Or, trousers' roulette evaluation was bang on the money...

I'm anticipating one last push from the Liverpool media and their surrogates. They won't go quietly, that's for sure.

https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/virgil-van-dijk-will-eventually-win-battle-leave-southampton-will-happen-124538831.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw Nothing new really

Would've been credible until the Les Reed line

They haven't learnt their lesson from Monk's little game with them a few weeks ago

Yeh, someone mentioned earlier in the thread that it could be him. Owns a property near Ringwood. Very feasible, and likely, that it was him. A choice of spending the bank holiday weekend on the Mersey or on the sunny South Coast...

It's just their fans making loud noises on social media, they weren't going to go away quietly

Yeh I know, I just wanted to join in with the absurd twitter rumours

Lots of stuff suggesting that it was actually Josh King, who's on his way to Everton

This is the account that is tweeting this £80M rumour and medical stuff. https://twitter.com/GarethCambridge Weird, the lengths Liverpool fans go too. I did a reverse image search of the profile picture and it comes back to this

Drinkwater to Chelsea apparently Odd.

le G has said that we're bringing in a player who will wear the vacant number 9 shirt. Is it Vietto? Or is that one dead in the water and Les will pull one out of the hat? I think the fans need a 'wow' signing to get morale up.

Most news outlets have been mentioning a minimum of £60M, and our own ITKs have mentioned no less than £75M. Try not to use so many question marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why on earth does the article say we would find it difficult to turn down £50M?????

Even if VVD has fallen out with the board, he still has an affinity with his teammates. Surely he won't want to let them down.

Played well I thought. Obviously, he's not quite up to the fitness levels we want him to be at, but he looks like he'll be good for us.

He's just being coy. As manager, he will be well aware of any potential incomings and outgoings. It's nonsense to suggest otherwise.

Europa League will do that to them. They played on the Monday too, which didn't help.

Lol at the Wigan player who got sent off for punching a Pompey player! It was a great right hook

I don't want to wish harm on anyone but I wouldn't be upset if Tadic were to come back from international duty with a little knock or something that keeps him out of this one.

Changed his agent! I wonder who the new one is then. Can't be any worse than the greedy one at Wasserman.

Let's see what this Kevin Palmer news is

I constantly said last season that the players were the issue, not the manager.