Pamplemousse

Let’s hope the second half falls into the same pattern as last week, and we come out and up the tempo. Of course, with the addition of a couple of goals.

The usual suspects coming out of the woodwork. All we need is Heisenberg to pop on from whatever golfing trip he’s on

What game have you been watching? He was immense until that moment.

Almost as good as a goal that

YES GET IN FORSTER

Penalty to Stoke Oh dear

Great, now Stoke will park the bus for the rest of the game.

Bugger

Tadic is more involved today than he has been of late

Try feed4u

They've been playing 3-4-3 all season apparently. Shame Glen Johnson isn't playing though

I'd have preferred Gabbiadini up front and Long on the wing personally.

I have a good feeling too. Unfortunately, that normally ends in a defeat.

A couple of their clueless fans (the same ones who bang on about dugouts and floodlights probably) on Twitter want Ancelotti to come in! As if.

Yes please.

He already has been on Countdown

http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/271971/team-southampton They're not that confident

I guess it's a nice momento for the tourists to keep

Yes please.

Our problem against Watford was creating chances, so at least we've overcome that particular hurdle. Against a weaker team, we would have won that easily. Mourinho blamed the Southampton heat for his team's below-par performance

EFL Cup final

Should've left it, someone would've bitten

Interestingly, Man Utd are wearing a (dark) grey kit tomorrow...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41351953 Lawrenson predicts a Saints loss...

Agree with all of this, especially making the Northam adult only. I quite like the idea someone put earlier of having a drummer. I'd also suggest someone with a loudspeaker (works well in Europe) but this may not be everyone's cup of tea.